Bedhead…and Morning Sex

A message to the ladies: A man’s favorite alarm clock is a nice morning blowjob. Sure, he’ll be late for work, but he can always say to the boss, “Sorry, I was filling my hot girlfriend with a monster cumload.” He won’t get fired; trust us. Natural dick-hardener Asa Akira starts the day right by wrapping her holes around her breadwinner’s pole until the sheets are covered in enough DNA for a whole season of CSI. She’s always impossible to follow, but Maddy O’Reilly gives it a shot anyway. The chick who really gives Asa a run for her pussy juice, though, is Jessie Andrews. If you woke up with a giant dick and it was touching the back of this cutie’s throat, you’d have to say, “You know what? I think I just won the game called life.” Jessie, of course, turns in another stateof-the-art fuck scene that does her species proud. Take that, rabbits! Teal Conrad, one of the beauts spreading it in our May ’13 issue, puts in an athletic performance, while seriously fuckable Riley Reid makes the most of her dude’s morning wood. If Riley’s quivering moans aren’t real, she deserves an Oscar. We can guess what she’ll do with it. Bedhead may not be all that original, but it’s a better wake-up call than you ever got at the Motel 6.