Haze Her #4

Who knows why it took us until the fourth installment to catch up with this nasty little series from the aptly named Morally Corrupt? Maybe we’re just too civilized. This one starts with a “Rush Sale” in which dudes bid on stripped pledges like they’re pieces of meat. (Your daughter’s probably doing this in her college dorm right now.) Then they bust out the double-sided dildos, which makes for pussy-dripping fun all around. (The butt-bumping bit is cuter than kittens in a fishbowl.) The next vignette, “Snitches Are Bitches,” features a batch of fresh fish tormented by their sorority sisters and oiled up in a wrestling pit for some slimy face-sitting and pussy-eating. Choice snatches of dialogue include “Make me come now, bitch!” and “Shove your face in her ass!” You also get the beloved sorority hits: boob-test humiliation, ass-eating centipede and forced-dyke initiation. No wonder chicks are bitter and angry when they get out of college; it ain’t just the student-loan debt! As far as we know, the Haze Her flicks aren’t being collected by the local art institute, but they are the current gold standard in sorority porn. So watch ’em now, bitch.