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All magazines February 2013
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HUSTLER Magazine's February 2013 Issue

 

Featured Articles

Porn From the Past

Back in the days before everyone walked around with a camera phone, getting your picture taken was a big deal. Photographs were intended to capture special moments for posterity. For instance, this...

The Dictator Speaks!

Sacha Baron Cohen’s brilliant and ruthless character bares his exalted soul as his movie is finally immortalized in digital form. While blindfolded and bound, entertainment reporter Keith...

Ass to Mouth

The celebrated cult author and hardcore doyenne known as Ashley Blue leads us down the dark hole of gonzo in this taste from her “porno memoir” Girlvert. Don’t believe the glamorous...

My Fellow Rebel

I’m not an intellectual giant, but Gore Vidal was. Until I met Gore, I’d always said that the smartest person I’d ever known was Madalyn Murray O’Hair, the American atheist....

Always Hungry: Jesse Jane’s Oral Fixation

Simply put, this XXX dreamgirl likes putting things in her mouth. Jesse Jane has been a porn superstar for nearly a decade. In the adult industry that’s...

Featured Honeys

Romi Rain

Wet & Wild

Photography by STUDIOXPHOTOGRAPHY.COM
9 Photos

Paula

Passionate Pink

Photography by Clive McLean
8 Photos

Rikki Six

Submissive Sexpot

Photography by Suze.net
12 Photos

Natalie Tyler

SMART COOKIE

Photography by Ladi von Jansky
9 Photos

Stacey Rae

Ray of Sunshine

Photography by DIGITALDESIRE.COM
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Publisher's Statement

A Message to the New Generation

Your job has just begun. Every citizen’s number-one duty is to vote. But after you do that, it’s not over. Democracy is a daily struggle. No matter who’s in the top job, you have to keep the heat on. Make your voices heard. Protest injustice, take back the political process and see to it that…

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Showcases

Barely Legal Girl Power

Barely Legal Girl Power

Screaming Assgasms! Vol. 3

Screaming Assgasms! Vol. 3

Mommy Loves a Missionary

Mommy Loves a Missionary

Sex Ads

Sex Ads

Rosa Delgado – Girls of Instagram

Rosa Delgado – Girls of Instagram

Amateur Action #3

Amateur Action #3

The Dark Knight XXX

The Dark Knight XXX

Up My Asian Ass

Up My Asian Ass

Sorority Orgy

Sorority Orgy

Godfather XXX

Godfather XXX

Barely Legal Corrupted 11

Let’s Get Soaked

Let’s Get Soaked

Aletta Ocean

Aletta Ocean

Featured Beavers

Becki

3 Photos

Laurel

2 Photos

Star Breezy

3 Photos

Ritzy

3 Photos

Shelly

3 Photos

Juno

3 Photos

Politics

Asshole of the Month: Mike Huckabee

Asshole of the Month: Mike Huckabee

Mike Huckabee sees the world through the lens of a bizarre horror flick. Demons are everywhere, tempting him with buckets of deep-fried sin that only he and his band...
Asshole of the Month: Mike Huckabee

Asshole of the Month: Mike Huckabee

Mike Huckabee sees the world through the lens of a bizarre horror flick. Demons are everywhere, tempting him with buckets of deep-fried sin that only he and his band...

Education Is Flunking

We know that the No Child Left Behind law—the lingering legacy of the George W. Bush Administration—requires standardized testing to measure elementary-school students’ proficiency in reading and math. But...

Wholesale Charade

Hallelujah! Every four years there’s a Presidential election, and We the People should be excited about this exercise of our Constitutionally guaranteed democratic rights. Wrong! It’s a pathetic charade...