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July 2024

Patriotism = Free Speech
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HUSTLER Beaver Juno
Doggy-style is my favorite 'cause I love to get my hair pulled, and I have the best orgasms.

About Juno

“I’m willing to try everything, and I like showing off my body,” announces Juno, 22, a “bubbly and outgoing” waitress from Carlsbad, California. “Now I’ve found a place to get my modeling career started.” It appears that the 5-foot-2 skin-mag rookie, whose fave TV show is Bad Girls Club, is as ribald as her nookie is bald. “My best friend and I once went streaking at a public library,” Juno recounts. “But our boyfriends at the time thought it was funny to put our clothes on a railing across the street.We had to dodge traffic with nothing on but sneakers and nail polish to get them.” Juno is nimble even within a vehicle. “I rode a guy I dated while he was driving on a freeway in broad daylight,” she lays on us. And how’s this for a fitting fantasy? “I want to get my pussy eaten while I’m driving.” But sex isn’t the “bi-curious” cutie pie’s only kick. “I love coming up with new food ideas,” Juno elaborates. “I know how to cook fancy dishes to make my other half happy. My specialty is seafood linguini.” And booty calls with men who signed up to serve our country: “I like doing soldiers because I’m patriotic.”

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