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September 2021

Featuring Michelle Jean
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HUSTLER Beaver Shelly
We were all born nude, and I just do not like clothes. I really love buying them, but I seldom wear much!”

About Shelly

“I’ve realized that at 34 and after four kids, I actually look sexier than I did back when I was 18,” declares this “happily married MILF” from Charleston, South Carolina. “I have a more womanly body, but I’m still crazy at times, wild and happy go lucky.” Besides being a caring “mama figure” and an avid devotee of HUSTLER,Two and a Half Men (“before Ashton Kutcher”), Doomsday Preppers, songbird/ actress Olivia Newton-John, sushi and photography, Shelly is a randy wife. “I’m very sexual, meaning I’d take it five times a day if hubby would give it to me,” the 5-foot-3 “Twilight junkie” remarks.”When it comes to sex with men and women, I’ve been there, seen it, done it and invented it; there is absolutely nothing I haven’t tried.” Nevertheless, Shelly has a fantasy: “I’d love to have a threesome with me blowing my husband and my neighbor behind me. Omigod, I would love that!”

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