Merry wankers, rejoice; according to a new study, your urge to spank it won’t disappear as you get up there in years.
We can’t blame horny teenagers for playing with their junk behind closed doors. Hell, at that age, they are barely any better than monkeys at the zoo. A stiff breeze or a gentle brush of fabric almost ensures that jerking off is a must, no matter who’s around. Some parents, meanwhile—at least those tired of picking up crusty gym socks off the floor—cling to the naïve hope that their kids will quit beating up on their privates like they welched on a bet as soon as they start having regular sex.
As it turns out, they might be waiting quite a while, according to a new study in The Journal of Sex Research, which suggests we’re all destined to keep jacking, flicking, and fiddling ourselves well into adulthood. And we mean, well into adulthood.
“I haven’t stopped doing that since I was 12, and I’ve been married since 2013. I still do it even when we’ve had sex. You’d lose your mind if you didn’t.”
