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Urine for a Good Time
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Urine for a Good Time

Diving into the splashy sensation of pee play.

In the throes of belly-slapping passion, there is nothing that gets the old juices flowing quite like those three magic words: “Pee on me.” It’s called urophilia—pleasure derived from either getting pissed on or pissing all over someone else—and let’s just say it is a water sport for a bold breed of sexual legends—though it is gaining traction in the mainstream. 

That’s right; pee play isn’t just for politicians and depraved weirdos anymore. No, sir; more Americans are finding out that the couple who tinkles on each other, stays together. And if you’ve been thinking about hosing down that special someone and taking your relationship to the next level, take heart; sex experts say there is nothing unusual about kinking things up a squirt. Everything needs water to grow.

“Data suggest fetishes, kinks and paraphilias are fantasized about by the majority of the population, so it’s pretty common to crave something a little different than your weekly routine of missionary-position intercourse with the lights out,” Dr. Eric Sprankle, associate professor of clinical psychology and co-director of the Sexuality Studies program at Minnesota State University, tells HUSTLERMagazine.com.

“For me, personally, I just like the way it feels when a woman pees on me during sex. It’s wet and warm, at least at first, but it doesn’t have to happen all the time. If it’s a kink, I’m only in it part-time.”

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Unless someone was born with Caligula’s DNA, the idea of combining a full bladder and fucking might sound a bit strange. If you’re hesitant, it might help to know that pee play isn’t an all-or-nothing kink. It’s a lot like swimming. A participant may opt to wade in the shallow end of the pool, or risk life and limb doing flips off the high dive. Having a mouthful of piss isn’t necessarily required to find an appreciation for bedroom irrigation. Nope, there are many levels to the fornicating wetlands—anything from achieving arousal simply by watching urine trickling from the wee-holes of others to full-on immersion in the yellow tide.

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