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Web Faves

In 2019 we launched our outstanding new site HUSTLERMagazine.com, showcasing 48 years of HUSTLER, daily stories, bonus galleries and videos, outrageous cartoons and so much more. Now, three years later, we are...
Hot Asses, Nice Glasses
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Hot Asses, Nice Glasses

Some people say that men don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses. Well, we say those people are absolute asses! In honor of National Eyewear Day, we celebrate HUSTLER babes who rock the specs...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Maya Grand
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Maya Grand

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Maya Grand, an elegant beauty from...
Happy Trails and Beaver Tails
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Happy Trails and Beaver Tails

Here at HUSTLERMagazine.com, we believe in the importance of exposing yourself to nature—especially if you’re a hot chick who delights in the joy of stripping down in the great...
Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked, Vol. 3
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Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked, Vol. 3

Hey, sugar, looking for some company? Well, you’re in luck, because we have a gut-busting and nut-busting experience for you, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives. Let’s...
Shear Lunacy
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Shear Lunacy

Yes, modern grooming habits dictate that guys should prune their pubic bushes. But beware, fellas; manscaping can lead to a close shave in more ways than one. Any man who consumes his weight in porn has likely...
Sole Sisters Vol. 2
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Sole Sisters Vol. 2

We celebrate National Go Barefoot Day with a collection of fantastic feet, sizzling soles and tantalizing toes. It’s National Go Barefoot Day, a day to celebrate the joy of kicking off your shoes and letting...
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Passport to Pleasure

Some of our favorite jet-setting performers share what it’s like to shoot XXX overseas, as opposed to the United States. Porn is a worldwide phenomenon. It reaches every corner of the earth—well, maybe...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Melody Jordan
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Melody Jordan

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Melody Jordan, a...
Bikini Babe Blowout Vol. 6
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Bikini Babe Blowout Vol. 6

It’s Memorial Day Weekend, the unofficial beginning of summer (and not a moment too soon)! When summer rolls around, of course, our minds turn to one thing: hot chicks in skimpy two-piece...
Friday Funnies: The Aliens Are Coming Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: The Aliens Are Coming Vol. 2

Ready for some humor that’s truly out of this world? Prepare yourself for a close encounter of the hilarious kind, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archive!...
Bare-Ass Beach Babes: Beaver Edition
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Bare-Ass Beach Babes: Beaver Edition

Sure, when it comes to bodies of water, beavers are best known for hanging out near rivers, streams and ponds, but sometimes, if you’re lucky, you’ll spot one while at the...
Hump-Day Special: Butt’s Happening! Part IV
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Hump-Day Special: Butt’s Happening! Part IV

Sometimes getting behind on things isn’t all that bad—in fact, it can be pretty great! Don’t believe us? Check out the beautiful behinds on these HUSTLER...
You Want Me to Do What?!
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You Want Me to Do What?!

Cam performers and content creators share the most unusual requests they’ve received from their customers. No one knows kinks and fetishes better than cam models and custom content creators. We...
We’re Too Old for Bad Sex!
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We’re Too Old for Bad Sex!

We’re all adults here, so start fucking like it! Just as every woman eventually learns that she shouldn’t tolerate a lousy lay, every man must learn not to be one. We hate to...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Ryan Keely
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Ryan Keely

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Ryan Keely, a porn veteran who’s...
HUSTLER Classic: Model Behavior
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HUSTLER Classic: Model Behavior

When most people think of a model’s life, big paychecks, outrageous parties and exotic locales spring to mind. And yeah, it does seem like a pretty sweet deal. But it isn’t...
Friday Funnies: That’s Just Super!
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Friday Funnies: That’s Just Super!

Sometimes a regular chuckle just won’t do. On occasion, you need superpowered humor—the kind that’s faster than a speeding bullet when it comes to cracking you up, and is...
Butt, It’s Only the First Date!
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Butt, It’s Only the First Date!

Anal on the first date: An impossible dream, or an attainable ream? We butt into this burning debate. Ladies often regulate their sexual activity based on the number of dates...
Dildo Darlings 7
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Dildo Darlings 7

When it comes to self-pleasure, these ladies don’t toy around—or do they? Join us for another celebration of HUSTLER Honeys who aren’t afraid to brandish a faux phallus when a flesh-and-blood cock...
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Sex Cities, USA

A recent survey found that New York and Las Vegas are among the most sex-friendly cities in the world. But take heart, small-town residents; freaky fun can be found anywhere if you look hard enough. While many...