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Bits & Pieces

Hurray for St. Paddy’s Day!

The most famous drinking holiday in the world is nearly upon us, but this year we’re hoisting our mugs to salute the real heroes of Saint Patrick’s Day: sexy Celtic adult industry...
Photo by Justin Mark Morrison
Bits & Pieces

The Professional Bimbo

When the world is getting crazier with each passing day and the stresses of life make you want to walk into the ocean, ask yourself, would you rather be IN the moment or blissfully detached from all...
Bits & Pieces

Sex Trends: What’s Hot

Trends may come and go, but like Chuck Taylors or weed (especially weed), hot, kinky, consensual sex will never go out of style. Here in the Bits & Pieces boiler room, we’re tracking what’s...
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Politics

Party of the Endless Grift

Republicans may not be able to win elections anymore, but they’ve learned how to turn losing into “winning.” Once upon a time, America had two major political parties. They disagreed...
Sex Workers of the World, Unite!
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Sex Workers of the World, Unite!

When the strippers of Star Garden in North Hollywood, California, went on strike in February 2022, they were not expecting to still be on the picket line seven months later....
Truly Taboo
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Truly Taboo

NOTE: The professionals interviewed for this feature work under controlled conditions with the enthusiastic consent of everyone involved. What is your pleasure? Taboo fetish creators take you to the edge of...
Girls! Girls! Girls!
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Girls! Girls! Girls!

Girl-girl rocks our world! Sure, solo babes are sexy and hardcore delightfully dirty. But pussy-licking, frigging and scissoring? Nothing gets us hotter faster. Especially when the cooze in question is porn...
Friday Funnies: Getting Schooled Vol. 3
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Friday Funnies: Getting Schooled Vol. 3

Break out your pencils, we’re bringing some class to this week’s Friday Funnies with a collection of outrageous, education-themed cartoons from the HUSTLER archives. Study...
Sexy Professions
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Sexy Professions

Doctor? Lawyer? Corporate chief? Which jobs will make you most attractive to the ladies? Women share their thoughts. All of us have to do something to pay the bills. No matter if a person’s solitary ambition...
A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 6
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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 6

We love a parade. Don’t you? Hell yeah, of course you do—especially when the procession consists of warm, wet, wide-open pussy! Join us as a captivating collection of HUSTLER Honeys put...
Image:  Yulia Lisitsa / Alamy Stock Photo
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Valentine’s Day Memories: XXX Edition

Some of our favorite performers share their sexiest Valentine’s Day experiences. February 14th has come to symbolize a day of sharing love, affection and time with the ones...
Image: Andriy Popov / Alamy Stock Photo
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Gender Nonconformity and You

How understanding the evolving concepts of gender can create a richer sense of self. “Gender is a social construct.” Maybe you’ve heard that before. Maybe you agree with it, but you...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Spencer Scott
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Spencer Scott

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve celebrated them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Spencer Scott, a blond...
Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 8
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Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 8

Rejoice; it’s time for another deep, probing celebration of HUSTLER Honeys getting in touch with themselves in the best possible way! You’ll definitely...
Friday Funnies: Tats Entertainment!
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Friday Funnies: Tats Entertainment!

Looking for humor that really gets under your skin? You’re in luck! We’re digging into the HUSTLER cartoon archives for some hilarious tattoo-themed jokes for your amusement....
Wonderful Wedgies
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Wonderful Wedgies

Prepare to get your undies in a twist in the sexiest possible way, as these mistresses of panty-bunching magic open up about their craft. Usually the image our minds conjure up when we hear the term...
Redheads: A Fiery Appreciation (Hardcore Edition)
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Redheads: A Fiery Appreciation (Hardcore Edition)

Like the old adage says, red on the head, fire in bed. With that in mind, today we’re celebrating ginger beauties as they enjoy a red-hot time in a fucking...
Busting Open the Breast-Size Debate
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Busting Open the Breast-Size Debate

Guys all around the world agree—breasts are the best! But contrary to popular misconception, they don’t all believe that bigger is better. Ask any dude if he’s a boob...
Maid to Love You?
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Maid to Love You?

Join us as we explore the complicated connection between housework and sexual arousal. A beautiful woman in a French maid’s costume—a skimpy black dress, white apron and silk stockings—is a sensual sight...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Alina Ali
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Alina Ali

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Alina Ali, a doll-faced beauty from...
Saturday Special: Well Heeled Honeys Vol. 4
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Saturday Special: Well Heeled Honeys Vol. 4

There are few sights more enchanting than a beautiful woman in high heels—especially when those high heels are pretty much the only thing she’s wearing!...