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Porking Pet Peeves

Whether it’s painful back scratches or an overly sweaty partner, most people have that one thing that ticks them off during sex. Here’s how to get past the nuisances and get back to...
Casts, Sprains and Crutches—Oh, My!
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Casts, Sprains and Crutches—Oh, My!

Looking for a fetish that hurts so good? These babes excel at adding ecstasy to injury! If you’ve ever had a broken foot or an ankle sprain, it’s definitely no picnic. The...
Sunday Funday: All About the Anal 5
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Sunday Funday: All About the Anal 5

Strap in and buckle up; we’re making a trip to Cornhole County, and we’re taking the backroads all the way! Join us as we rear up and go between the cheeks for an ass-tastic...
Saturday Special: Wet, Hot & Naked 5
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Saturday Special: Wet, Hot & Naked 5

Ready to clean up in a big—and very sexy—way? You’re in luck, because we’re hitting the showers to spend some quality time with bathing beauties as they get clean—and...
Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember 4
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Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember 4

Infidelity is no laughing matter—or is it? Join us as we take a look at the lighter side of adultery, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast collection of uproarious cartoons. You...
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What’s Your Penis Lie?

New research has found that—shocker!—guys stretch the truth when it comes to their dong dimensions. But why? We size up the situation. In this day and age of divisiveness and quarrel, we are...
Hump-Day Special: Toe-Tasting Time!
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Hump-Day Special: Toe-Tasting Time!

Hey, it’s National Shrimp Day, and we’re here to help you work up an appetite! As a wise man once noted, there are many ways to enjoy shrimp—barbecued, boiled, broiled,...
Foxy Over 50: XXX Male Edition
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Foxy Over 50: XXX Male Edition

For these seasoned adult-industry woodsmen, age is no obstacle to maintaining a thriving porn career. With age comes experience, and in the world of XXX, that is invaluable. These sexy...
Third-Party Access
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Third-Party Access

Sure, threeways sound like a great idea—until you find yourself feeling like a  third wheel that’s being neglected by the couple you’re playing with. Here’s how to avoid this common threesome...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Staci Carr
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Staci Carr

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Staci Carr, a blond, blue-eyed...
Saturday Special: Wild Workouts
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Saturday Special: Wild Workouts

Hey, it’s National Fitness Day, an annual occasion that offers us the occasion to explore different methods of becoming fit and healthy. And what better way to get the heart...
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Bits & Pieces

RIP, Raquel

Remember that scene in Hannie Caulder (1971) where Raquel Welch shrinks her pants to fit her fabulous form? We do. Do we ever. For those unfamiliar with her work and complicated legacy, we are once again...
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Tales From the Clit! Sophia Locke

Welcome to our new, semi-regular feature where adult entertainment stars and creators share their dirtiest stories in excruciating detail. Up first is the cum-back kid herself,...
BBQ Babes
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BBQ Babes

Do you smell that? Breathe in deep, my friends, because summer is here, and barbecue season is officially underway. Ladies, gentlemen and nonbinary folk, start your grills! With warmer temps come scantily clad...
Photo Courtesy Missy Martinez
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The Porn Workout

Burying the lede is an old journalism term that describes reporting in which a very, very important fact is buried way down toward the bottom of an article. “Mayor inaugurates new swing set! Oh, and...
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Too Hot for Halftime

Was it the fire engine red breastplate? Help us out, FCC, because we’re still trying to figure out why Rihanna’s halftime show landed 103 viewer complaints. Maybe chalk it up to the Janet Jackson effect,...
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Politics

Fox “News” Has a Dirty Secret

A voting technology company’s defamation lawsuit may be just the beginning of the end for Rupert Murdoch’s GOP propaganda empire. Fox “News” was never either “fair” or...
The Celluloid Bordello: Sex Workers in Cinema
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The Celluloid Bordello: Sex Workers in Cinema

An interview with director Juliana Piccillo Hollywood’s love affair with sex workers began with silent movies. In fact, in 1929, the Academy of Motion...
AVN 2023: Return to Vegas!
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AVN 2023: Return to Vegas!

Behind the Scenes @ the Adult Entertainment Expo Photography & Intro By Steve Prue Everything that you think happens around, during and after the AVN Awards does...
Mamma Mia!
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Mamma Mia!

Get ready for an X-rated Mother’s Day you’ll never forget. HUSTLER proudly presents…the Mom Squad. Fertile, fierce and very DTF. Bump jobs, belly expansion, pasta, creameries (we think this is an...
Friday Funnies: Preaching to the Perverted Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Preaching to the Perverted Vol. 2

Holy moly, do we have some chuckles in store for you! We’re taking you to church and hitting the pulpit to deliver some clergy-centric humor, courtesy of...