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Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 10
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Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 10

Prepare yourself; we’re about to go knuckles-deep into a probing exploration of some of our favorite Honeys as they lovingly get in touch with themselves and...
Friday Funnies: Full Coarse Humor
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Friday Funnies: Full Coarse Humor

Got a hankering for a few good laughs? We’re serving up the belly laughs, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons. Go ahead, get your fill! “The food here...
A Catalan scientist creates the first sex robot doll with artificial intelligence. Photo: Sergi Reboredo / Alamy Stock Photo
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Silicone Surrogates: The Evolution of Sex Dolls

With increasingly realistic features and even AI capabilities, sex dolls have come a long way from the blow-up novelties of yore. But will improved technology...
Sexy Sneezes
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Sexy Sneezes

Grab a tissue—we’re about to get seriously snotty as we go deep into the world of sneeze fetishism! Colds and allergies can make anyone miserable. Sneezing onslaughts can be annoying—but did you know...
Hang Up the Hang-Ups!
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Hang Up the Hang-Ups!

Do you have an inhibition that prevents you from enjoying sex to the fullest? You’re not alone; lots of people do. Luckily, there are ways to get past the bedroom bugaboos that are blocking...
The Old College Lie
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The Old College Lie

With another school year upon us, we offer a lesson that bears repeating: No, you and your sweetheart probably will not be faithful to each other while you’re away at college, no matter what you tell...
HUSTLER Classic: A Shaving Grace
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HUSTLER Classic: A Shaving Grace

As any connoisseur of quality cinema will tell you, the Barbershop film series is immensely entertaining, though it lacked one crucial element that could have put it over the top:...
Saturday Special: Get a Leg Up! Vol. 7
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Saturday Special: Get a Leg Up! Vol. 7

Leg men, rejoice! We’re back with another collection of hot HUSTLER Honeys flaunting their scintillating stems, gorgeous gams and pretty pins for your gawking pleasure. Enjoy!...
Friday Funnies: All the Small Things 2
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Friday Funnies: All the Small Things 2

It’s been said that the little things mean a lot—and in this case, those little things mean big laughs for you! We dug deep into the HUSTLER cartoon archives to deliver a...
Photo by Chapman Baehler
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Filter: Fighting the Algorithm

Richard Patrick opens up about his car crash fixation, how Larry Flynt helped him through puberty, the shifting meaning of his songs and his band’s new album, The Algorithm. Richard...
XXX Finances: The Business of Pleasure
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XXX Finances: The Business of Pleasure

The adult-entertainment industry is highly competitive. There is a niche and spot for everyone, but because of that, it can be harder to make money when there are so many talented...
Bang-Up Jobs
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Bang-Up Jobs

A recent survey claims to have identified the occupations most closely linked to infidelity, with the medical profession ranking right up there. We explore whether a person’s job is really a factor in...
Fucking Full House
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Fucking Full House

Working in some private porking time amid a house full of nosy roommates isn’t easy, but it is possible to get busy in peace despite the meddling masses. There is no greater feeling than venturing out on...
Sunday Funday: Stocking Up! Vol. 7
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Sunday Funday: Stocking Up! Vol. 7

Are you prepared to be transported to the height of sheer ecstasy? We hope so, because we’re about to hit you with a mouthwatering array of HUSTLER Honeys showing off their...
Saturday Special: Strap-On Sirens 3
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Saturday Special: Strap-On Sirens 3

Strap yourself in–we’re about to go on another carnal adventure with hot babes who brandish faux phalluses with a gusto that would put most men to shame. When it comes to...
Friday Funnies: Checkup Chuckles 4
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Friday Funnies: Checkup Chuckles 4

A visit to the doctor usually isn’t an occasion for mirth, but thanks to HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons, you’re about to get a healthy dose of...
Good Pussy—Is There Any Other Kind?
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Good Pussy—Is There Any Other Kind?

What makes a man prize one snatch above others, when they’re all pretty much fantastic? We delve into the curious male compulsion to grade vaginas. Smack-dab in the middle...
XXX Pet Roundup: Cold-Blooded Creatures
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XXX Pet Roundup: Cold-Blooded Creatures

Reptiles and amphibians and porn stars–oh, my! Join us as we spend some quality time with hot XXX babes and their cold-blooded companions. Summer is the perfect time for us...
Sit on My Face!
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Sit on My Face!

Getting to the bottom of the glorious but often-maligned practice of face-sitting. Women love getting their snatches licked out by a true muff-diving warrior, one who goes at it like he’s on a mission to...
Photo © Jeff Moore/ZUMA Wire / via Alamy
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Max Collins, Inside and Out

Musician. Advice columnist. Social-media wag. Storyteller. Fame survivor. Join us as we go in deep with the Eve 6 singer and seemingly tireless multi-hyphenate. Max Collins has been a...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kylie Rocket
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kylie Rocket

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Kylie Rocket, a ...