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Dale Bozzio: Living the Hollywood Lie
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Dale Bozzio: Living the Hollywood Lie

The Missing Persons singer (and former HUSTLER model) talks drugs, her “uncontrollable” attitude and her band’s new album. We love Dale Bozzio, the otherworldly...
Photo by Katie Lewellyn
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Neil Hamburger: Unhappy Holidays

America’s Funnyman yuks (and yucks) it up about bitter shopping-mall Santas, the nightmare that is New Year’s Eve and his star-studded new album. Neil Hamburger is the...
The Doctor Is In!
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The Doctor Is In!

Open up and say, “Ahhhh,” you’re about to learn all about the fascinating and sexy world of medical fetishism! “The doctor will see you now” is a sentence that is usually followed by...
Titty-Tasting Time! Vol. 3
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Titty-Tasting Time! Vol. 3

Open up and say ahhhhh, we’re serving up mouthfuls of milk-mounds with some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. It’s a feast of funbags, a boob bounty, a breast buffet…whatever you...
A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 8
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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 8

Never mind the marching bands and ornate floats—in this parade, the main attraction is warm, wet, wide-open pussy! So grab yourself a front-row seat, because this procession will...
Friday Funnies: Workin’ It Vol. 5
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Friday Funnies: Workin’ It Vol. 5

It’s Friday—which, for most of us, means it’s time to put another grueling workweek in the rear-view mirror. But before we go dashing toward the weekend like a child...
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Ripping-Good Sex

Do you worry about letting out the occasional fart when you’re getting busy? Allow us to clear the air and tell you why you shouldn’t. When two people get really locked into some good lovin’,...
Stagg Party
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Stagg Party

Renowned adult photographer Ellen Stagg on her XXX journey, living by the Golden Rule, working with Snoop Dogg and her stunning new book, Free to Be Naked. The best kind of modesty is when a living legend is...
Scholarly Sirens
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Scholarly Sirens

Meet a group of XXX sirens who boast some seriously impressive academic and professional credentials. There has long been a stereotype that performers and others in the porn industry lack intelligence or...
Paranormal XXX-periences
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Paranormal XXX-periences

Prepare to be scared stiff, as some of our favorite adult-industry entertainers recall their brushes with the supernatural. We’ve probably all encountered it. An odd noise in a place where you’re...
Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 11
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Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 11

Beautiful HUSTLER Honeys getting in touch with themselves and letting their fingers do the probing? Sign us up! Join us for a very touching tribute to hot babes who take their sexual...
HUSTLER Classic: Royal Flesh
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HUSTLER Classic: Royal Flesh

It’s good to be the queen—but it might be even better to gaze upon a royally ravishing babe in all her natural glory.  Exhibit A: The June 2005 HUSTLER pictorial Natalia Cruze: All...
Friday Funnies: Old Fucks Vol. 3
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Friday Funnies: Old Fucks Vol. 3

As the old saying goes, just because there’s snow on the roof doesn’t mean there isn’t a fire in the furnace. With that in mind, join us on a hilarious...
Big Dick Blues
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Big Dick Blues

Regretting the fact that you’re not hung like King Dong? You shouldn’t; sometimes packing a huge hog is more of a burden than a blessing. There is an unwavering source of consistent misery in...
Foghat: The Slow Ride Continues
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Foghat: The Slow Ride Continues

Founding member Roger Earl talks about the meaning of “Slow Ride,” what the hell a Foghat is and the band’s new album, Sonic Mojo. Roger Earl is a rock ’n’...
Breakup Sex: The Pleasures & Pitfalls
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Breakup Sex: The Pleasures & Pitfalls

Sure, you might be tempted to get in one last bang with your ex, but beware—there are plenty of reasons why you might want to think twice. It has been said that breaking up is...
Nerdy & Flirty, Geeky & Freaky
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Nerdy & Flirty, Geeky & Freaky

From entomology to mathematics, some of our favorite XXX performers share their egghead obsessions. Oftentimes, we only get to see one side of our favorite performers and creators, yet...
Sunday Funday: Bushy Blondes
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Sunday Funday: Bushy Blondes

Fair-haired beauties who let the locks flow, above and below—prepare yourself, dear reader, because we are about to put you in a delightfully hairy situation. Enjoy this collection of...
HUSTLER Classic: Humpy Halloween
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HUSTLER Classic: Humpy Halloween

The spooky season is in full effect, and with Halloween just days away, we have an installment of HUSTLER Classic for you that’s all treat, no trick!  For this edition,...
Friday Funnies: Laughs in Lockup 4
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Friday Funnies: Laughs in Lockup 4

Are you ready for some captivating humor? We hope so, because we’re about to do some hard, hilarious time behind bars, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous...
Good Kisser, Great Sex?
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Good Kisser, Great Sex?

Can you really tell if someone will be a good lay by the way they lock lips? Pucker up, because we’re going deep in search of answers… “Excuse me while I kiss this guy…” Jimi...