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Hump-Day Special: Lickety Split Vol. 3
Got a hankering for some snatch-lapping action? You’re in luck, because the Coochie Cafe is open, and pussy is definitely on the menu. Open wide, because these beauties...
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Want to Play With My Toys?
Why you should stop worrying and learn to love your woman’s sex toy collection. It’s no secret by now that men often feel threatened by a woman’s sex toys. They see them as some...
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Stripper Karaoke
June’s unseasonably cool, cloudy weather was perfect for hauling a stripper pole through the streets of Burbank. After a year of picketing Star Garden, Equity Strippers NoHo knew the power of the ol’...
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Student Bodies
Growing up, the arrival of September was synonymous with one thing: school… and the fresh promise of horrific humiliation that haunts us all the way to the grave. Sorry to project, but adolescence is hell....
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Tales From the Clit 4: Connie Perignon
For the fourth installment of our dirty storyteller’s series, Taboo Magazine model (May/June 2023) and curvaceous inked queen Connie Perignon shares a shocking tale of...
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Happy Birthday, Barely Legal!
As the HUSTLER squad continues to pick up the pieces after a raucous 49th Anniversary (50 is going to be nuts), we would be remiss not to stop and fete our sexy “stepsister” publication...
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Sexxx Education
They say follow your dreams, but what if your dream is to watch porn all the time? Granted, the pay isn’t great, but the subject matter never ceases to amaze. So if XXX truly is your passion, then why not...
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Lifestyles of the Rich and Thomas
The Supreme Court’s most corrupt Justice is still sitting there—still corrupt and still corrupting. This may become an annual thing. Last year, almost precisely at this time,...
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50 Questions: Tasha Reign
Round 2 of our new semi-regular series “50 Questions” goes to Tasha Reign, one of porn’s most prolific and popular performers. Find out what her least favorite sex position is, most ridiculous...
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My First DP
Do not adjust your screens. Yes, you’re seeing double. No, you’re not having a stroke…yet. It’s your favorite song, the sun on your face and a dopamine sundae all rolled into one: Double-penetration...
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Corey Taylor: “How the Fuck Did We Get Out Alive?”
Corey Taylor is the most diverse singer in rock and roll. Period. End of discussion. As the lead singer of Stone Sour, he became one of modern rock’s most...
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Hot Body, Bad Sex?
Why it’s a big mistake to assume that a fit, attractive partner will automatically translate into a superior sexual experience. Everyone is out there trying to fuck well above their grade. It’s the...
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Sunday Funday: Butt’s Happening! 9
August is National Peach Month, and though it’s nearly over, we weren’t going to let the occasion pass without serving up a mouthwatering bushel of sweet, juicy rear ends,...
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Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 10
Prepare yourself; we’re about to go knuckles-deep into a probing exploration of some of our favorite Honeys as they lovingly get in touch with themselves and...
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Friday Funnies: Full Coarse Humor
Got a hankering for a few good laughs? We’re serving up the belly laughs, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons. Go ahead, get your fill! “The food here...
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Silicone Surrogates: The Evolution of Sex Dolls
With increasingly realistic features and even AI capabilities, sex dolls have come a long way from the blow-up novelties of yore. But will improved technology...
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Sexy Sneezes
Grab a tissue—we’re about to get seriously snotty as we go deep into the world of sneeze fetishism! Colds and allergies can make anyone miserable. Sneezing onslaughts can be annoying—but did you know...
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Hang Up the Hang-Ups!
Do you have an inhibition that prevents you from enjoying sex to the fullest? You’re not alone; lots of people do. Luckily, there are ways to get past the bedroom bugaboos that are blocking...
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The Old College Lie
With another school year upon us, we offer a lesson that bears repeating: No, you and your sweetheart probably will not be faithful to each other while you’re away at college, no matter what you tell...
