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Depraved New World
Hail the new flesh! Sterile hook-ups with CGI chicks online! Is that the future of sex? RedLightCenter.com sure as hell hopes so. RLC is a virtual world that claims to have an estimated 10 to 12 million...
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Spy Birds and Robot Swarms
The recent wave of government disclosures about America’s internal surveillance programs and use of drone technology has been a creepy shock to our sense of freedom. But be warned:...
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Krewella: As Wet As You Want It
SISTERS JAHAN AND YASMINE YOUSAF AND PRODUCER KRIS “RAIN MAN” TRINDL EXPLODED ONTO THE DANCE-MUSIC SCENE WITH THEIR PLATINUM-CERTIFIED SINGLE “ALIVE.”...
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War Machine
Exclusively for HUSTLER, the octagon slayer reboots his hardcore life—with a little help from porn doll Christy Mack. What if you got paid big money to bang a different hot piece of ass every day or punch...
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Porn From the Past
Here’s a slender cutie with a hip sense of style. This outfit would be just as fashionable today—particularly the part of it that involves exposed beaver. Thanks to S.M. of East Puyallup, Washington,...
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Teach Jazz!
A well-intentioned George W. Bush mistakenly championed the No Child Left Behind Act. Teachers throughout the nation had to spend a lot of time preparing students for standardized tests in reading and math....
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Who’s the Traitor?
Thanks to the patriotic courage of Edward Snowden and the once-secret documents he leaked to the media, we now know in frightening detail the danger posed to our freedom by the new information-age technology...
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Erica McLean’s Never Ending Dream
The woman’s porn immortality is secure. In a career spanning decades, Erica McLean has gone from modeling to directing, shaping a creative vision that stands out from the...
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Attack of the Comic Cunts
I DIDN’T MEAN FOR THAT DAY TO TURN INTO AN ORGY. It’s Friday at the San Diego Comic-Con. I’m Batgirl, Annie Cruz is Catwoman, and she is really going to town on my pussy. My blood...
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Dungeons & Deep Throats
Once upon a time a young woman was discussing the oft-overlooked details of condom usage with a friend, prompting said friend to call her a “sex nerd.” Such are the moments that seal...
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Porn From the Past
Those were the days when all a schmuck had to do was grow a debonair ‘stache and he was in like Flynn. (That’s Errol Flynn for all you ignoramuses.) Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for...
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Topple the King
“I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United...
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The Colossal Suckout
Here’s how it works: In America the so-called free market is a joke. What you have is a bunch of big-money types making out like bandits, hustling the government to cover their bad bets while the suckers...
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XXX Legend’s Final Frontier
CoCo Brown’s work in adult entertainment opened up opportunities for her as a musician (under the moniker Ms. No Tonsils) and as an actress in mainstream fare (2005’s...
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Burn, Barbie, Burn
This is either a member of the women’s-rights group FEMEN staging a topless protest at the Barbie Dreamhouse Experience in Berlin, or Ken’s mistress finally got tired of his empty promises to leave...
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Boob Bonanza
Coney Island’s 31st annual Mermaid Parade almost didn’t happen this summer due to a lack of cash. Thanks to some skillful last-minute fundraising, the quirky spectacle was saved and, once again,...
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Gridiron Mayhem
The National Football League has become the undisputed champion of pro sports. As we get ready for the opening kickoff, here’s a look at the hardest hitters, the biggest games and a few fearless...
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Hardcore Cuisine
Here’s how to combine the two best things in the world, sex and food: Take one steamy XXX star (Zoe Voss), add one up-and-coming chef (Kris Yenbamroong), mix vigorously and serve hot. Zoe Voss is a...
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Light My Fire
The recent passing of Ray Manzarek, a founding member of the Doors, reminded us what an awesome band he helped create. Shortly before Ray’s death, Larry Flynt crossed paths with former Doors drummer John...
