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Ivy League Anal
Harvard—privileged pit of ripe, crimson assholes. But sphincters can be so confusing. Frustrated in their efforts to master rear entry, students called on the institution to offer a class in the “exciting...
Bits & Pieces
Royal Pain
The British are coming! Or maybe not. New regulations laid before Parliament ban all manner of fun from smut produced in Limeyland. Female ejaculation, face sitting and fisting top a list that also forbids...
Politics
Friend Or Foe?
What we don’t know about Saudi Arabia is killing us. That’s the insane subtext of the so-called War on Terror, a decades-long travesty during which six U.S. presidents have been hustled by the religious...
Politics
Tortured Accountability
Now that Republicans control both chambers of Congress, you’ll hear more and more talk about “accountability” for a “lawless President.” Don’t worry. They’re totally kidding. Sure,...
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Motherfuckers
Roving reporter Alex Renton steps behind the scenes of our next outrageous sex-com to explore anal, incest and Gloria’s bosom. HUSTLER’s family affair stars three of XXX’s brightest starlets. Read on for...
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Freedom Is Not Free
We pay a price for everything, and the price we pay to live in a free society is toleration. That means we have to tolerate the things we don’t like, not just the ones we do. Freedom of speech is not freedom...
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Porn From The Past
Lizette can feel confident her first time with Elsbeth, knowing that if the dildo she’s wearing fails to ring any bells, the next size up is within arm’s reach. Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California,...
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#Selfies
Ever wonder if HUSTLER Honeys are just as freaky off-camera as they are on? Well, the answer is, Hell, yes! We stalked our models through the Twitterverse and discovered that Asa Akira loves pearl necklaces,...
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King Of The Nerds
He’s the hapless principal on New Girl, the evil scientist on Supernatural, the voice of misfit teen Snot on American Dad, and the host of TBS’s top-rated reality show King of the Nerds. Curtis Armstrong...
Politics
In The Line Of Fire
Je suis HUSTLER. Despite being a longtime contributor to this magazine, I have been shocked by its raunchy and occasionally downright disgusting cartoons, some placed dangerously close to my own pristine...
Politics
Judge Dreadful
In June 2007, after sentencing Alabama’s former Governor Don Siegelman to more than seven years behind bars, U.S. District Court Judge Mark E. Fuller ordered the popular Democrat shackled and immediately...
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Porn From The Past
Extolling the virtues of bed rest, Sharon models the latest in floral print bedspreads; her come-hither tits have a far more timeless appeal. Thanks to T.I. of Green Valley, Arizona, for this vintage...
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Sophie Dee
Sophie Dee can squirt 16 feet, loves naughty girls and jiggles delicious DD boobies. No wonder this hardcore Welsh porn star has almost half a million Twitter followers! HUSTLER: Everyone has a secret...
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Porn From The Past
The hearth may be unlit, but Chelsea’s pussy sure fires the imagination! Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to: HUSTLER’s Porn...
Politics
Banking On A Sure Thing
While 49 state treasuries were submerged in red ink after the 2008 financial crisis, one state’s bank outperformed all others. So reports The Wall Street Journal, discussing the Bank of North...
