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2 1/2 Minutes to Midnight
Just two days before climate-change denier Donald Trump was sworn in as President, the World Meteorological Organization announced that 2016 was the hottest year ever recorded on planet Earth. The...
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Hope Springs Eternal
Scratching around for some rare good news concerning our bullyboy President, I’ve conjured up a couple of positive signs that may help you sleep better. The first concerns the ultimate horror of global...
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Strength In Numbers
If there’s anything the Trump Administration has taught us, it’s that size matters. Not just the size of your hands, but the size of your crowds on the National Mall. The Women’s March on January 21st...
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Grabbing Your Attention
A perk of being a celebrity or President (or in our case a celebrity President) is that you get wax figures sculpted in your likeness. Tourists get to overpay to visit your statue and trick their...
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Dick Picks
In the age of social media and online dating, the rules aren’t the same. Dating apps have bred a culture of constant hookups. If you’re a smooth dude, you can use Tinder to have a new woman every night,...
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Stripping For Two
About a year back ThatOregonLife.com “reported” that a new club called Baby Bumpers was opening in the Springfield, Oregon, area. The club’s gimmick was to have women who were at least six months’...
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Tough Love: Dommes & Subs
NATALIE IS OUT ON THE TOWN, NEW YORK TO BE SPECIFIC. SHE STRIDES DOWN THE SIDEWALK, A SHOCK OF PINK HAIR FALLING ACROSS HER ALABASTER FOREHEAD. SHE IS DEVASTATINGLY BEAUTIFUL, INKED AND PIERCED, BUT...
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Chas Ray Krider: SEX NOIR
Revel in his photos. Every image tells a story. The viewer hides in the shadows, privy to all that goes on behind closed doors. Legendary fetish photographer and sensual surrealist Chas Ray Krider...
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Checks & Balances
Like it or not, the hugely irritating figure of Donald Trump—yes, The Donald, that designed-to-disturb bully-boy creation of reality media gone wild—has been elected to be the most powerful individual in...
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The Big Fix
“This whole election is being rigged,” Republican candidate Donald Trump warned supporters before Election Day. “The whole thing is one big fix.” Even after being declared the winner, despite...
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Princess Killjoy
American’s sense of “victory” gets cheaper every day. Take former Gary Hart lap warmer Donna Rice Hughes. The president and CEO of Enough Is Enough (EIE), a nonprofit organization dedicated to making...
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Grim Business
Yee-haw! If you’re in the funeral business, keep your eyes peeled on a lawsuit under review in the Lone Star State. Last year Texas health officials adopted a draconian statute requiring that “fetal...
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Strip Club Rules
According to Page Six, senior Trump campaign staff advisers Jason Miller and A.J. Delgado invited media from several networks to hang out at the Sapphire Las Vegas strip club the night before the final...
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Trickle-Down Politics
According to an intelligence report released by BuzzFeed, the Russian government “has been cultivating, supporting and assisting Trump for at least five years,” and Trump and “his inner circle...
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Planet Porn
University students in search of a thesis, rejoice! For the third year Pornhub has gazed deeply into its navel and released analytics that shed XXX light on 2016. To wit: • Collectively, just on Pornhub,...
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420 Selfies
Tweet us your own silly, slutty 420 selfie, and you just might see your pic on these pages. Show off your big bong. Smoke a blunt bare-naked. Follow us on Twitter @HUSTLERMag, share your best stoner photo, and...
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Meg Champion
When I was 11 years old, I was crushing on Tiger Beat heartthrobs, inventing voodoo spells and daydreaming about which Spice Girl I most identified with. If I had met cannabis farmer Meg Champion when we were...
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Big Pharma: America’s Drug Cartel
A single class of narcotics is responsible for more than 16,000 overdose deaths and 475,000 emergency room visits annually in America. The Centers for Disease Control and...
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Ass & Grass
Porn and pot have been pals for decades. Now they’re going into business together. HUSTLER reveals the similarities between the two industries and introduces us to the major marijuana players in porn. Ass...
