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Bring Out Your Dead
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Bring Out Your Dead

THE ONE CERTAINTY IN LIFE IS THAT YOU WILL DIE. WHAT’S LESS CERTAIN IS HOW YOU WILL BE BURIED. WITH TRADITIONAL METHODS EXACTING A HUGE ENVIRONMENTAL TOLL, NEW OPTIONS INCLUDE ETERNAL REEFS, BODY FARMS, EVEN...
She’s Got Game
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She’s Got Game

When porn vixens Romi Rain and Riley Nicks aren’t getting their fans all worked up, they turn to video games for a different kind of button-pushing action. Read on for Rain and Nicks’ takes on...
HUSTLER Classic: When Stormy Met Mary
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HUSTLER Classic: When Stormy Met Mary

That time Stormy Daniels and Mary Carey turned each other on, before turning the political world on its head. Politics makes strange bedfellows, the old saying goes. And sometimes...
Meet the New Girl: Morgan Rain, Bratty Little Squirt
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Meet the New Girl: Morgan Rain, Bratty Little Squirt

Morgan Rain might be a newcomer to the XXX industry, but she’s perfectly comfortable with being in charge—especially when it comes to men who need a good...
Sex Superstars: Blond Bombshells II
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Sex Superstars: Blond Bombshells II

In January ’19, we published the first part of our “Sex Superstars” series, showcasing eight stunningly beautiful blondes, women who represent the gold standard in the adult...
Professor Richard Wolff: Socialism Explained
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Professor Richard Wolff: Socialism Explained

When the 2008 financial meltdown reignited interest in alternatives to capitalism, Professor Richard Wolff was thrust into the limelight. The Marxian economist...
Snoopy Retail Giant
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Snoopy Retail Giant

Amazon is making billions selling merchandise, but one of its prime cash cows is gathering personal info for Big Brother. From Amazon’s inception as an alternative to brick-and-mortar bookstores, and despite...
High Court Guts First Amendment
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High Court Guts First Amendment

The Supreme Court’s ruling on partisan gerrymandering is a direct assault on voters’ free speech. For more than 45 years HUSTLER has stood unapologetically for First Amendment...
Livin’ La Vida In Vitro
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Livin’ La Vida In Vitro

Science fiction, you win again. As the dark future nightmares of literature and film steadily manifest into reality, it should come as no surprise that another prophecy may come to be sooner than we...
The First Lady of Lumber
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The First Lady of Lumber

In what can only be described as pure nightmare fuel, well-meaning albeit confused Slovenians commemorated homeland hero and Lizard Queen/First Lady Melania Trump with a statue that makes Celoron’s...
She’s Not Heavy
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She’s Not Heavy

Welcome to the only sporting event that really matters—not even the Super Bowl comes close to capturing the majesty, grandeur and glory of the North American Wife Carrying Championship. Gentlemen, lift your...
If It Walks Like A Duck…
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If It Walks Like A Duck…

In July America’s Racist-in-Chief took aim at “The Squad”: Ilhan Omar of Minnesota, Rashida Tlaib of Michigan, Ayanna Pressley of Massachusetts and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York, a...
Swinger Down!
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Swinger Down!

We all like to point fingers, but sex isn’t a one-size-fits-all type of thing. What’s normal in Japan may seem weird to us and vice versa. But can we all just pause and mutually acknowledge that British...
Sex Drive: HUSTLER’s Hottest Honeys Get Auto-Erotic
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Sex Drive: HUSTLER’s Hottest Honeys Get Auto-Erotic

Strap yourselves in, readers, because you’re about to go on a wild trip. This isn’t your typical Sunday drive, but there’s plenty of joy in this ride....
HUSTLER Classic: A Dead-Sexy Pictorial
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HUSTLER Classic: A Dead-Sexy Pictorial

Death: It’s the ultimate turn-off, right? Nothing sexy about the prospect of an eternal dirt nap, is there?  Well, now, hold on a second—perhaps this topic deserves...
Jessica Jaymes, Former HUSTLER Contract Model, Dies
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Jessica Jaymes, Former HUSTLER Contract Model, Dies

Jessica Jaymes, who served as HUSTLER Video’s first contract model, has died, a spokeswoman for the Los Angeles County Medical Examiner’s office confirmed...
HUSTLER Classic: Three Cheers for the Red, White, Blue and Pink
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HUSTLER Classic: Three Cheers for the Red, White, Blue and Pink

America’s Magazine celebrates the nation’s Bicentennial by dropping an iconic cover on the world...
Meet the New Girl: Jada Doll, Museum-Quality Cutie
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Meet the New Girl: Jada Doll, Museum-Quality Cutie

Jada Doll might not be a household name yet, but her profile is quickly rising, much like the dicks of viewers who’ve been lucky enough to see her in action...
Epic Moments in XXX History: A Porn Star’s Kiss Helps Spark a Big Change in Baseball
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Epic Moments in XXX History: A Porn Star’s Kiss Helps Spark a Big Change in Baseball

August 8, 2000 was just another balmy Southern California night at the old ball-yard as the Los Angeles...
HUSTLER Classic: Laying It Out in Black and White
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HUSTLER Classic: Laying It Out in Black and White

It’s difficult to imagine, in the year 2019, that an erotic photo-set featuring a black man and a white woman could be capable of stirring controversy....
HUSTLER Classic: The Jerry Falwell Parody That Launched a Major First Amendment Victory
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HUSTLER Classic: The Jerry Falwell Parody That Launched a Major First Amendment Victory

During his career as a televangelist and conservative activist, Jerry Falwell made no shortage of laughable...