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Outrageous Sex Lies
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Outrageous Sex Lies

Yes, most of us have stretched the truth in pursuit of a lay at times—but you won’t believe these doozies.


When trying to get a stranger into the sack, we usually have two choices. We can either be someone that the other person would want to fuck, or we can pretend to be someone that the other person would want to fuck. Personally, I always try to come across as a “cool girl” in the beginning of a relationship. After about two weeks, the jealous control freak in me emerges, but —haha!—I have already trapped his gullible ass with my awesome punani!

to fuck. Personally, I always try to come across as a “cool girl” in the beginning of a relationship. After about two weeks, the jealous control freak in me emerges, but —haha!—I have already trapped his gullible ass with my awesome punani!

And, apparently, lying to potential mates is something that a lot of men and women do, according to a new study published in the Journal of Experimental Social Psychology

“Activation of the sexual system motivates human beings to connect, regardless of gender,” study author Professor Gurit Birnbaum wrote on the psychology and neuroscience news website PsyPost. “It does so by inspiring interest in potential partners and motivating men and women to impress prospective partners. To be sure, missing desirable mating opportunities is costly for men and women alike, in the sense that when such opportunities arise, both genders, and not only men, tend to use deceptive self-presentational strategies.”

“Back when I was single, I used to tell chicks I was in the CIA … Please don’t tell my wife.”

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