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September 2024

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Coming Soon?
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Coming Soon?

Having trouble with premature ejaculation? Don’t worry, it happens to most guys at some point. More importantly, there are methods to overcome it.

The phrase coming soon has been known to generate anticipation in eager people when they hear about a new film or a restaurant moving into the neighborhood, but it doesn’t have the same ring to it in the annals of sexual activity. No, in cases of carnal affairs, this nomenclature often means loads of embarrassment for the man—you can find him, by the way, on one side of the bed cursing his twitchy dick for making him look like a loser—and disappointment for the woman, who’s probably on the opposite side of the bed wishing she would have left the bar with anyone else other than him. 

“The men I’ve been with lately blow as soon as they stick it in. I take it as a compliment, but it’s still frustrating.”

Lora

It’s a phenomenon that occurs with distressing frequency. “The men I’ve been with lately blow as soon as they stick it in,” Lora, 36, of Southern Indiana tells HUSTLERMagazine.com. “I take it as a compliment, but it’s still frustrating.”

Indeed, we’re sure it is, but hear us out, ladies. These dicks of ours are schizophrenic at best. At times, they operate at a pro level, like Larry Bird in the late 1980s, ensuring that any boot-knocking action is achieved in a span that’s agreeable to all parties involved, producing plenty of orgasms, praise and hopefully a desire to, ahem, come again. And then there are other instances where these dangling appendages assigned to us at birth simply don’t pull their weight. Without warning, they can adopt an insubordinate attitude that, in the event of premature ejaculation, often results in a disastrous downfall that leaves everyone looking around the room, wondering, What the fuck just happened here? Like a pistol, a man’s package can discharge unexpectedly, and it happens to the best of us. In fact, studies show that 70% of men younger than 40 experience this malfunction of manhood at some point in their lives.

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