As we head toward the dog days, the temperature is definitely rising—and that won’t be the only thing rising as you read this naughty advice for beating the heat.
In scientific terms, this summer is shaping up to be hotter than Satan’s habanero-scorched rectum. We love the sun, but it’s not easy being sexy when your crotch is Everglades-level swampy.
Fortunately for you, HUSTLERMagazine.com is tight with some pretty chill ladies who know how to keep it steamy without boiling over IRL. So what do a hotwife, a hot goth and a cream-sucking, exhibitionist pig mom do to weather the weather?
Lots of water, as little clothing as possible and the sweet relief of AC… because nipples.
Chelsea Chavis, New Orleans
How does a stripper pop-princess comedian stay cool in the dog days of summer? Ice cream, of course! But when you eat it naked, things tend to get sticky quick—not that we mind the mental image of Chelsea’s glorious mommy milkers covered in Heavenly Hash. See her at HUSTLER Club New Orleans this summer, and tip generously!
HUSTLERMagazine.com: How hot is it where you are?
Chelsea Chavis: Hotter than my fire-crotch! I’m in Louisiana, where you walk outside and suddenly find yourself dripping-wet—which is normal for me no matter the weather.
