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Dildo Darlings 13

INo penis? No problem! These Honeys have toy chests deep and full enough to keep them satisfied for a long, long time. Speaking of deep, full and long, let’s dive right into this penetrating examination of dildo-loving Honeys. Tory Lane  Priscilla Breanne Benson Autumn Harley Haze & Beverly Hillson  Krystal Sparks & Selina Imai Alix...

Anal Awakenings

Butt’s happening, people! Join us as three XXX beauties tell us about their newfound love of backdoor action. We all remember the times when we unlocked a passion for something we’ve never tried before; now imagine that passion is all about anal sex! Below, HUSTLERMagazine.com speaks with three butt sex-loving beauties about their newfound enjoyment...

Bushy Blondes Vol. 4: Classic Edition

Ah, the good old days—when the pubes grew wild and free, and there was no shortage of fair-haired beauties willing to show ’em off. Today we’re hopping in the time machine and revisiting the golden-tressed Honeys of yore who’ve graced our pages with their glorious crotch-curls. Enjoy! Maggie Candy Cyndi Blue Amber Lynn Me, Jane...

Layla Rose

Layla Rose has a thing for the past. “I’m a huge Marilyn Monroe fan,” she confesses. “If I could travel in time, I’d go back to the 1950s so I could meet her. Since that probably won’t happen, I’ve been reading a lot of books about her, like The Secret...

Tarot Temptresses

Adult-industry performers share their experiences with the mystical tradition of tarot card reading. We are all seeking answers to the mysteries that life throws our way. Some people seek enlightenment through tarot readings, a centuries-old practice of attempting to divine the future via a deck of illustrated cards.  Opinions vary widely on the validity of...

HUSTLER Superstar: Abella Danger

This storied performer brings 1,000% to each scene and every shoot. She works at one level: peak passion. Here at HUSTLER, we try not to play favorites, but truth be told, Abella ranks in our all-time top ten adult stars. With more than 1,500 titles under her belt (so to speak) and almost 10 million...

Birthday Delights

For a fine eye candy interlude, here are five Beavers celebrating birthdays in March. “I’m an elegant, energetic free spirit who dances to the beat of her own drum,” declared Danielle Jordan, a marketing director from Portland, Oregon. “I love showing off my bare body, and I really wanted to do it on a larger...

Maddy Smith: Maddy With the Fatty

Maddy Smith is a wild and crazy girl, famous for her willingness to say just about anything. When she’s not roasting and rapping at others on Wild ‘n Out, Smith spends her time as a touring comedian, opening for acts including Bert Kreischer and Theo Von, and is the host of her very own podcast,...

Fight Fire With Fire!

In normal times, sane times, I would never consider advocating for gerrymandering: redrawing electoral district boundaries with the intention of political gain. But let’s be clear. We did not start this fight, and if we want to have a prayer of ending it, we must fight fire with fire. Congressional maps are generally only redrawn...

Aften Opal

“Prior to getting into the porn industry, I didn’t have a lot of experience with sex. I had only been with three people! Which doesn’t mean that I didn’t get up to some crazy stuff. My wildest sexual experience was doing it behind a police station with my boyfriend—in broad...

Michelle

HUSTLER Classic August 1979 Freckle-faced Michelle is a girl you’ll be proud to wake up to. You’ll be just as happy to see her face in the morning as when you picked her up the night before. She’s a wholesome beauty with tall, American, girl-next-door charms. Don’t you agree?

Dan Dangler

“My background is a little different from a lot of other people in the adult industry. I started out in the gaming community on Twitch and got into porn from there. Getting into XXX turned out to be a great move—porn is less work than streaming, and some of the...

Alice Visby

“I picked Alice as a stage name because I’m a huge Alice in Wonderland fan, and my career in porn has definitely been wild and fantastic. I love working with so many other open-minded people; I am free-spirited and outspoken by nature, so this is definitely the environment for me!...

Mia

“I am so excited that my photos ended up in HUSTLER and that I got to be naked in an outdoor shoot,” coos Mia, a dandy little newcomer from Florida. “I love being naked outside! There is something rather naughty about being in a public place, wearing little more than...

Stella Sedona

“There are a lot of things I enjoy about being in porn, but honestly, the biggest one is probably the sex. I’m not a big thrill-seeker in my personal life. I don’t have crazy hobbies, and I’m not much of a partier, so porn is where I cut loose. And,...

Asshole of the Month: Donald Trump

After Trump’s second invasion of the White House last year, the future had never looked grimmer for Democrats. Those who hold no power can only protest in the streets—which Democrats and aggrieved Americans of all political stripes did furiously with the massive, nationwide No Kings rallies in June and October. But this, along with media...

Chloe Chevalier

Chloe Chevalier, 22, from Marseilles, France, adores modeling au naturel. “Remember those Renaissance nude paintings?” the 5-foot-4 eye-catcher suggests. “Nothing superficial. Women’s bodies have always been hot. I love showing off mine, giving people pleasure and making them forget about life for a while.” Painting herself as “artistic, forthcoming and...

Now What?

Exploring the delicate art of avoiding post-hookup awkwardness. Sleeping with someone you just met—say, after dominating trivia night at the local bar—is one of the few pure thrills left on this rotten planet. One minute you’re strangers, the next you’re rolling around like feral animals, and if your brain were doing the thinking instead of...

Joiner Samantha

A joiner comstructs the wooden components of a building, such as stairs, flooring, door frames and window frames. We’re pointing that out because Joiner Samantha, 25, from, Aberdeen, Scotland, is a former joiner and carpenter. So why did the 5-foot-5, “happy, bubbly and self-confident” lass decide to join our world-famous...

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Lena Anderson

“I’m a tall girl, over six feet. I used to hate towering over all the other teenagers, but I’ve come to realize that my extra-long legs are beautiful and they make me stand out. Tall and sexy is a powerful thing to be. Plus, my legs are great for fucking...

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