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Meet the New Girl: Jada Doll, Museum-Quality Cutie

[…] much like the dicks of viewers who’ve been lucky enough to see her in action so far.  And while Doll—whose credits since joining the industry in February include BARELY LEGAL #170: Summer Camp Virgins—is relatively new on the porn scene, she’s no stranger to the limelight. A mainstream model prior to entering porn, Doll has […] ...

Neighborhood Slut Watch

[…] a tough act to follow, and the rest of the scenes are standard-issue in comparison, but all the next-door types are strokeworthy enough. The two-girl finale with barely legal dolls Casey Cumz and Mischa Brooks brings up the rear nicely, with Casey taking it in the ass just to be neighborly. So stop spying […] ...

Virgin Brides

[…] enough. As the old saying goes, it’s a beautiful thing when a girl becomes a woman—and takes a mouthful of cum at the same time. No, there doesn’t appear to be an intact hymen in the bunch. But what Virgin Brides lacks in bloody sheets, it makes up for in fuckable, barely legal marriage material....

Hairy in America #3

[…] forgiving. Tara gets the job done and gets points for shining through the amateur production values. Ebony cutie Nina Devon, who made her strokable mark as the barely legal fuckdoll in Not the Cosbys XXX, adds some seriously shaggable shag to the lineup. Her nappy muff is wall-to-wall from her belly to her butthole. […] ...

Amateur Action #3

[…] storms out. God knows how many chicks the alleged do-it-yourselfers on this POV disc went through before they struck trashy gold, but strike it they did. The barely legal newcomers look like they wash their hair with peroxide, sell their food stamps to make their boobjob payments and can’t wait to fuck fat dudes […] ...

Cheating Lesbian MILFs

[…] ANIME. Whoever coined the phrase “eatin’ ain’t cheatin’” obviously never saw Cheating Lesbian MILFs, a tribute to hardworking moms who revitalize their sex lives with a little barely legal snatch. Blond sexpots Charlotte Stokely and Alex Grey kick off the festivities. The dialogue and the acting in their scene are on a grade-school-play level, […] ...

Megan Marx: Fit to Be Tied

[…] machine with a taste for bondage—and partners of both the male and female variety.  Join HUSTLERMagazine.com as we take a deep dive with the 19-year-old box-cover star of Barely Legal #168: First Time Squirters, exploring how the West Virginia transplant went from slinging chicken at KFC to taking cock on the blue screen.  HUSTLERMagazine.com: When […] ...

A Family Affair

[…] with a scene between MILFy brunette Shay Fox, who walks in on her stepson (played by Seth Gamble), while he’s perusing a copy of HUSTLER’s sister publication Barely Legal. With her ample curves and hungry mouth, Fox descends on Gamble’s cock like a pterodactyl who realizes that her next meal just might be her […] ...

Truth, Dare or Bare

[…] many real boobs in a movie. That must be the “truth” part. But probably the best reason to gawk at this one is the girlfriends-with-benefits scene featuring barely legal Jessie Andrews, who turns in the kind of hyperventilating, born-to-orgasm performance that helped her grab this year’s AVN Award for Best Actress. Another newcummer worth […] ...

My Secret Selfies

[…] So to really enjoy this video—which you will—you’ll have to adopt a pretty loose definition of “selfie.” Apparently the director, if there was one, didn’t trust these barely legal clit-strokers to keep things in focus and brought in a cameraman. What if your chick sent you a hot “secret” selfie and you realized she’d […] ...

Hot Letters

[…] called in sick, she skipped classes, and we met at the nicest hotel I could afford. For her 18th birthday, I was determined to gift my brand-new, barely legal lover with 18 orgasms! Following No. 9, we took a break for chocolate-covered strawberries and champagne. Lilly drizzled bubbly over my fuckset and lapped my […] ...

Taxi Driver-A XXX Parody

[…] for being in such close quarters. The most anticipated twat, though, is teen hooker Iris, spunkily played by Jessie Andrews. (Her age has been boosted to a barely legal 181⁄2 to help you stay in denial about the fact that you’re getting off on child prostitution.) Jessie’s no Jodie Foster, but her blowjobs are […] ...

Teen Teases

[…] of cherry-tight twats and sweet mouthful titties. When eager beavers compete to see who can bed the most older men, everybody wins! These bright-eyed girls know how to tease, but better yet, they know how to please. To order Barely Legal 155: I Creamed My Teen Stepdaughter, call 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit HustlerStore.com today....

TSA: Your Ass Is in Our Hands

[…] fantasy. In Stone’s world, passengers secretly crave having their junk touched, and agents have no qualms about facial profiling. The cast of cavities are all search-worthy, but barely legal passenger Tegan Summers and bratty, “hot stuff” agent Amia Miley in particular merit a boarding pass. This movie is probably more likely to make you […] ...

Tight Teens in Yoga Pants

There’s something so damn hot about yoga pants—the way they hug every delightful curve. We dressed barely legal nymphomaniacs in skin-tight Lycra, then watched them strip it off for the best fucking exercise in the world. Featuring flexible young starlets Gia Paige, Ivy Aura, Audrey Royal, Zelda Morrison and Jojo Kiss. Namaste, girls! To […] ...

April Foolishness

[…] keyboard, the remote control, the stapler, their Fleshlight, their dildo, whatever the hell you can get ahold of. Just bury it in rubber bands until you can barely tell what the article is anymore. Even if they use scissors or a knife, it’s going to take them hours and a ton of patience to […] ...

Sexting Without Sex Is a Real Thing That Happens—but Why?!

[…] us. “My girlfriend missed me, so she snuck into the girl’s bathroom and sent me a picture with her tit out!” Luckily, Andrew’s honey was legal (although barely legal), and the dirty talk eventually led to some real-life boning. “Our sexts were inspired by what we thought sex was, like what we saw in […] ...

Cherry Ferretti

This “computer nerd at heart” was a Texas resident when she made her Beaver Hunt debut in 2009. “More than anything, I want to be a fa mous porn star,” vowed the determined skin-biz beginner. “I may look like the sweet-and-innocent girl-next-door, but I’m anything but.…I love to please by...

The War on XXX: Fight for Your Porn

[…] surging anxiety rates, widespread antidepressant use, streaming television, dropping testosterone levels, the vibrator’s golden age, dating apps, careerism, smartphones, news cycle, information overload, sleep deprivation, obesity…” She barely stops for a breath listing all of these factors before adding, “There’s no way we could seriously look at this situation with the dramatic increase and […] ...

Cini Rose

“I want to be the girl that every reader comes home to,” says Cini Rose, an aspiring actress from Tampa, Florida. “I’ll be sitting on the couch butt naked. I’m usually laid-back, introspective and soft-spoken, but no matter where I may be, I get wild and crazy without any fear...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Megan Rain

[…] “I’m too young looking, not a big-boobs, big-booty kind of girl. But I decided to check into it. Little did I know I was perfect for the barely legal look.” Photo by Larry Flynt Productions Once she took the plunge into porn, though, Rain went full-bore into the art of fucking on camera.   Photo […] ...

Jessi June

“No one believes it until they see my ID, but Jessi June is my real name! At 18 I told myself that if I’m going to do porn, I’m going to own it.” The barely legal started driving across the U.S., modeling nonstop, and she hasn’t slowed down yet: “I...

MiPorn: The FBI, The Mob & XXX

[…] for shoplifting $157 worth of designer clothing. For some reason he identified himself as Pat Salamone when he was detained. By the time of his arrest, he barely knew he was Livingston anymore. He had been acting like a criminal for so long, it was now second nature. The explanation was simple: Livingston had […] ...

Nina Ferrari

“I’m in two skin businesses, so why wouldn’t I want to be naked in Larry Flynt’s skin mag?” asks Nina Ferrari from Waco, Texas. “I’ve been an exotic dancer since the late 1990s and an esthetician for ten years. I’m also a lash stylist, which has nothing to do with...

Stalkers Paradise

[…] that cares to “mine” their data, along with information from the rest of the world’s population. Whereas in the past the files of a dictator’s Gestapo were barely read and almost impossible to collate as they gathered dust under lock and key, today’s data searches are conducted with a speed and thoroughness that defies […] ...

World War III: Oops, Game Over

[…] TO 15 MINUTES. In his book and documentary film Command and Control, Eric Schlosser catalogs the vulnerability of nuclear arsenals today as we “contend with threats that barely existed during the Cold War: malware, spyware, worms, bugs, viruses, corrupted firmware, logic bombs, Trojan horses,” and thoroughly obsolete computer systems controlling some of our missiles. […] ...

Stevie Shae

Stevie Shae is an emotional young woman. “I feel things really deeply,” admits the spanking-new model whose passions have sometimes overwhelmed her at the wrong time or in the wrong place. “My boyfriend and I went to a drive-in movie theater—yes, there’s still one in San Jose—and we were really...

Hunter Moore’s Binge-Fucking Hangover

[…] disciples to eat shit straight out of a stranger’s ass. All of it is documented online. The pleasure junkie now crisscrosses the country, deejaying at parties where barely legals beg him for sex. After the inevitable, he plasters his blog with snapshots of the girls’ shit-stained underwear and crafts tidbits about their snail trails […] ...

Meet the New Girl: Daphne Dare, Renaissance Babe

[…] of many talents, both in front of and behind the camera—sometimes at the same time. In addition to her growing list of credits in such XXX fare as Barely Legal #169: 69ing My Stepsister and The Goo Place, this up-and-comer from Seattle is building an impressive body of work that includes her artistic self-portraits and female-centric […] ...

How to Be a Porn Star…Director…Agent

[…] in the business. My DVD directorial debut was June 2003, so I have been doing this professionally now for 14 years. My first DVD for HUSTLER was Barely Legal Corrupted #5, released November 2005—12 years ago!  In the director’s chair There has to be a vision, a way of telling a story, a style […] ...