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Barely Legal #182: All by Myself

[…] girls decide to do something about it. Young starlets Freya Parker, Alina Ali, Michelle Anthony and Mila Monet devise ingenious schemes to get rimmed, rammed and reamed. Do we condone their frivolous fucks? Hell, no. Will we jack off to them? Decidedly yes! Order Barely Legal #182: All by Myself today by calling 800-763-8271 ext. 7651....

Barely Legal Apple Bottoms

HUSTLER VIDEO. DIRECTOR: RICK DAVIS. STARRING: TAMRA MILLAN, ARYANA ADIN, LAYTON BENTON, LAYLA MONROE, PATRICIA LUST, NAT TURNHER, TALON, MARCO BANDERAS, LEE STONE & WESLEY PIPES. Jackoffs whose erotic preferences tend toward the dark side will find plenty to love in Black Apple Bottoms, a video tribute to full, mahogany-hued glutes. If you like ’em......

A BARELY LEGAL Halloween: Putting the “Boo” in “Booty”

[…] prepare to get scared stiff—or at least get stiff, anyway! Photographs courtesy of HUSTLER Video. To see more of April, Daizy, Izzy and Paige in action, check out BARELY LEGAL #163: Halloween Special.  Looks like April has a costumed visitor—and his costume is a panda mask! Did he think this was a BEARLY LEGAL Halloween?  No […] ...

Black & Barely Legal

Say what you will about millennial entitlement—girls this beautiful, generous and eager are special. They deserve to spend long, lazy afternoons focusing solely on pleasure. And their demands are actually quite simple—just give them orgasm after orgasm…after orgasm. Enjoy the climactic experience of Barely Legal 154: Call 800- 763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit HustlerStore.com to […] ...

Erica McLean’s Never Ending Dream

[…] seen in porn—or mainstream cinema for that matter. They’re raw and artsy, without ever skimping on the XXX. In 2009, after cutting her chops on HUSTLER’s long-running Barely Legal  series—developed over many years at the side of her late husband, Clive McLean—Erica embarked on the insanely ambitious Hardcore Circus.  Produced through her own company, Cheeky […] ...

Happy Birthday, Barely Legal!

[…] the pieces after a raucous 49th Anniversary (50 is going to be nuts), we would be remiss not to stop and fete our sexy “stepsister” publication (hehehe) Barely Legal for 30 years of the cutest cuties on planet Earth. Happy birthday, baby! Kudos go to Executive Editor Lisa Jenio, our fun and brilliant coworker, whose […] ...

HS – Terms of Use

[…] at monthly rate thereafter if not canceled. In order to provide you with uninterrupted service, all Paid Services such as Hustler Magazine digital and print, Taboo print, Barely Legal print, Paid Services, such as Hustler Magazine, Taboo Magazine, or Barely Legal Magazine (when purchased online), is a continuous subscription that bills and auto renews until […] ...

The Divine Danica Dillon

HUSTLER VIDEO: BARELY LEGAL #109, THIS AIN’T AVATAR XXX & BARELY LEGAL ALL GIRL TOY PARTY. As an outspoken champion of family values and the Christian faith, I know a lot more about pornography than most people would suspect, so it takes a lot to impress me. But my prolific loins—four kids and counting!—were greatly […] ...

Terms of Use

[…] in a manner that implies that Consumer Reports sponsors or endorses or is otherwise connected with your own activities, products, and services or those of third parties. Hustler®, Barely Legal®, Taboo®, Asian Fever®, All Bush®, Back Door Babes® and other related marks used on this Site and in the Mobile Services are registered trademarks of LFP […] ...

Temperature’s Rising

Summertime, and the living is easy. Pool parties, barbecues and barely legal teens barely dressed in tiny string bikinis or, better yet, nothing at all. Aria Sky, Brooke Haze, Jes sica Rex and Sami Parker redefine hot. Scorching fucks. Blazing blowjobs. To order Barely Legal #161: Temperature Rising, call 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit HustlerStore.com. […] ...

Reefer Madness?

[…] if states decided to legalize it, mostly picturing anarchy and wild sex in the streets—weed is being legalized from coast to coast. Amazingly enough, the revolution was barely noticed, except in states bordering Mexico, where the legalization of medical marijuana and other steps to decriminalize cannabis distribution and possession has significantly cut drug trafficking. […] ...

Meet The New Girls

[…] the industry, this 20-year-old XXX phenom is already making a name for herself with her spirited performances and top-shelf blowjob skills, as evidenced in titles such as Barely Legal #172: My First Sex Tape.  Read on for HUSTLERMagazine.com’s colorful conversation with this blue-screen beauty, who clearly has an ultra-bright future in front of her. HUSTLERMAGAZINE.COM: […] ...

Ally Kay

[…] attention of a random dude (Alex Gonz). In a heartbeat she was back in her dorm room banging the tar out of the befuddled freshman. “I love higher education!” Lita squealed as she came. If you haven’t had nearly enough Ally Kay, we strongly recommend Barely Legal #101 and Barely Legal #123 from HUSTLER Video. Visit HustlerStore.com....

Aleska Diamond

[…] astrophysicist. My parents are gonna be so proud.” “Oops,” Peter replied. “You must have misheard me at the bar. I’m an Astroturf salesman.” “Oh, well,” Ava cooed. “At least I got laid.” For another Aleska Diamond sexploit, we strongly recommend Barely Legal #109 from HUSTLER Video. Visit HustlerStore.com to order the DVD. barely legal 109 cover...

At Your Pleasure: Inside Brothel Life

[…] your experience. My experience was horrible. I was presented this amazing adult-star-featured experience, and I was given a rundown brothel. The rooms were outdated; TV and internet barely worked. You legally cannot smoke weed, even if you are prescribed, so that wasn’t easy for someone like me. They limit the drinking to two shots […] ...

Meet the New Girl: Morgan Rain, Bratty Little Squirt

[…] charge—especially when it comes to men who need a good talking-down to in order to get their rocks off. When she’s not appearing in fare such as  Barely Legal #170: Summer Camp Virgins, the 22-year-old “bratty little princess” might be seen demeaning guys in humiliation videos, or jilling herself off to a gusher in squirting […] ...

Saturday Special: Bangin’ Babysitters

[…] bed. Don’t tell Mom, the babysitter’s giving head! That has to be worth a hefty tip. And speaking of good tips, check out the hot pics below! Barely Legal #185: Babysitter Sex  Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Barely Legal #156: Black Babysitter Buckin’ & […] ...

Hot Letters

[…] called in sick, she skipped classes, and we met at the nicest hotel I could afford. For her 18th birthday, I was determined to gift my brand-new, barely legal lover with 18 orgasms! Following No. 9, we took a break for chocolate-covered strawberries and champagne. Lilly drizzled bubbly over my fuckset and lapped my balls […] ...

Meet the New Girl: Jada Doll, Museum-Quality Cutie

[…] like the dicks of viewers who’ve been lucky enough to see her in action so far.  And while Doll—whose credits since joining the industry in February include  BARELY LEGAL #170: Summer Camp Virgins—is relatively new on the porn scene, she’s no stranger to the limelight. A mainstream model prior to entering porn, Doll has even […] ...

Virgin Brides

[…] seriously enough. As the old saying goes, it’s a beautiful thing when a girl becomes a woman—and takes a mouthful of cum at the same time. No, there doesn’t appear to be an intact hymen in the bunch. But what Virgin Brides lacks in bloody sheets, it makes up for in fuckable, barely legal marriage material....

Teen Truth or Dare

[…] You know what else never gets old? Chicks like Bella Luciano, Kaci Starr and Casey Cumz trying to outslut each other. Forget summa cum laude. These three barely legal bookworms cum so loudly in their suck-andfuck Truth or Dare, they shot straight to the top of our honor roll. Luciano’s webcam peep show is a […] ...

Amateur Action #3

[…] storms out. God knows how many chicks the alleged do-it-yourselfers on this POV disc went through before they struck trashy gold, but strike it they did. The barely legal newcomers look like they wash their hair with peroxide, sell their food stamps to make their boobjob payments and can’t wait to fuck fat dudes with […] ...

Taxi Driver-A XXX Parody

[…] for being in such close quarters. The most anticipated twat, though, is teen hooker Iris, spunkily played by Jessie Andrews. (Her age has been boosted to a barely legal 181⁄2 to help you stay in denial about the fact that you’re getting off on child prostitution.) Jessie’s no Jodie Foster, but her blowjobs are probably […] ...

Hairy in America #3

[…] forgiving. Tara gets the job done and gets points for shining through the amateur production values. Ebony cutie Nina Devon, who made her strokable mark as the barely legal fuckdoll in Not the Cosbys XXX, adds some seriously shaggable shag to the lineup. Her nappy muff is wall-to-wall from her belly to her butthole. Nina […] ...

Truth, Dare or Bare

[…] many real boobs in a movie. That must be the “truth” part. But probably the best reason to gawk at this one is the girlfriends-with-benefits scene featuring barely legal Jessie Andrews, who turns in the kind of hyperventilating, born-to-orgasm performance that helped her grab this year’s AVN Award for Best Actress. Another newcummer worth checking […] ...

Neighborhood Slut Watch

[…] a tough act to follow, and the rest of the scenes are standard-issue in comparison, but all the next-door types are strokeworthy enough. The two-girl finale with barely legal dolls Casey Cumz and Mischa Brooks brings up the rear nicely, with Casey taking it in the ass just to be neighborly. So stop spying on […] ...

TSA: Your Ass Is in Our Hands

[…] fantasy. In Stone’s world, passengers secretly crave having their junk touched, and agents have no qualms about facial profiling. The cast of cavities are all search-worthy, but barely legal passenger Tegan Summers and bratty, “hot stuff” agent Amia Miley in particular merit a boarding pass. This movie is probably more likely to make you fill […] ...

My Secret Selfies

[…] So to really enjoy this video—which you will—you’ll have to adopt a pretty loose definition of “selfie.” Apparently the director, if there was one, didn’t trust these barely legal clit-strokers to keep things in focus and brought in a cameraman. What if your chick sent you a hot “secret” selfie and you realized she’d hired […] ...

A Family Affair

[…] with a scene between MILFy brunette Shay Fox, who walks in on her stepson (played by Seth Gamble), while he’s perusing a copy of HUSTLER’s sister publication Barely Legal. With her ample curves and hungry mouth, Fox descends on Gamble’s cock like a pterodactyl who realizes that her next meal just might be her last. […] ...

Tight Teens in Yoga Pants

There’s something so damn hot about yoga pants—the way they hug every delightful curve. We dressed barely legal nymphomaniacs in skin-tight Lycra, then watched them strip it off for the best fucking exercise in the world. Featuring flexible young starlets Gia Paige, Ivy Aura, Audrey Royal, Zelda Morrison and Jojo Kiss. Namaste, girls! To order […] ...