Hairy in America #3
God bless that home-style American hair pie! This series has become one of the hottest bush collections on the market, so it’s about time we caught up with it. Hot blonde Tara Lynn Foxx, who you should check out on the next page in our hardcore Homeland spoof, shows off an unassuming brown carpet in the bathtub to get things started. It doesn’t really match the drapes, but we’re forgiving. Tara gets the job done and gets points for shining through the amateur production values. Ebony cutie Nina Devon, who made her strokable mark as the barely legal fuckdoll in Not the Cosbys XXX, adds some seriously shaggable shag to the lineup. Her nappy muff is wall-to-wall from her belly to her butthole. Nina takes a pumping internal and squeezes out the cum-drops, showing a throbbing pink berry buried in her luscious chocolate. Tara or Nina may be the tastiest, depending on your sweet tooth. But watching Lara Brookes groom her little tuft like it’s her favorite pet, then begging the horny dude behind the camera to “come all over my bush,” is endearing enough. Big-boobed Delilah closes out the quartet in jiggly style. She ain’t the cutest bear in the forest, but all that fur will keep you warm on those chilly nights. Ladies, stop wasting your hardearned cash on razors and waxjobs. It’s time to get hairy in America!