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Ally Kay

When Lita (Ally Kay) got a spot in Professor Humbert’s Human Sexuality 101 class, she was the envy of Gyno College. Humbert accepted only six students each semester. Although sworn to secrecy, previous enrollees discreetly raved about his methods. Lita showed up bright and eager on the first day. Looking around, she noticed that the other students were also red-hot chicks.

When Humbert arrived an hour late, he reeked of gin and peyote. “Take your textbooks please,” he announced, “and burn them. You’ll get a guaranteed A in this course if you do one thing: fuck a bunch of random guys and send me your panties afterward. It’s the only way I can achieve full tumescence.”

Eager for an A, Lita donned a bikini and hung out in the quad, where she quickly attracted the attention of a random dude (Alex Gonz). In a heartbeat she was back in her dorm room banging the tar out of the befuddled freshman.

“I love higher education!” Lita squealed as she came.

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When Lita (Ally Kay) got a spot in Professor Humbert’s Human Sexuality 101 class, she was the envy of Gyno College. Humbert accepted only six students each semester. Although sworn to secrecy, previous enrollees discreetly raved about his methods. Lita showed up bright and eager on the first day. Looking around, she noticed that...
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Ally Kay & Alex Gonz