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Tight Teens in Yoga Pants

There’s something so damn hot about yoga pants—the way they hug every delightful curve. We dressed barely legal nymphomaniacs in skin-tight Lycra, then watched them strip it off for the best fucking exercise in the world. Featuring flexible young starlets Gia Paige, Ivy Aura, Audrey Royal, Zelda Morrison and Jojo Kiss. Namaste, girls! To order […] ...

Cheating Lesbian MILFs

[…] ANIME. Whoever coined the phrase “eatin’ ain’t cheatin’” obviously never saw Cheating Lesbian MILFs, a tribute to hardworking moms who revitalize their sex lives with a little barely legal snatch. Blond sexpots Charlotte Stokely and Alex Grey kick off the festivities. The dialogue and the acting in their scene are on a grade-school-play level, but […] ...

Teen Teases

[…] best of cherry-tight twats and sweet mouthful titties. When eager beavers compete to see who can bed the most older men, everybody wins! These bright-eyed girls know how to tease, but better yet, they know how to please. To order Barely Legal 155: I Creamed My Teen Stepdaughter, call 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit HustlerStore.com today....

Megan Marx: Fit to Be Tied

[…] with a taste for bondage—and partners of both the male and female variety.  Join HUSTLERMagazine.com as we take a deep dive with the 19-year-old box-cover star of  Barely Legal #168: First Time Squirters, exploring how the West Virginia transplant went from slinging chicken at KFC to taking cock on the blue screen.  HUSTLERMagazine.com: When did […] ...

Putting the ‘Ass’ in ‘Classroom’ Vol. 2

[…] professors. They’ll give you a lesson you won’t soon forget! And when you’re done here, check out our first installment of Putting the ‘Ass’ in ‘Classroom’ here! Barely Legal #184: Classroom Cuties Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Photo courtesy HUSTLER […] ...

Sunday Funday: Hot Asses, Nice Glasses Vol. 2

[…] comes to having a good time, they’re fully in focus. Teens Swing With Couples 3 Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Photo courtesy HUSTLER Voideo Barely Legal #189: Gorgeous in Glasses Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Photo courtesy […] ...

Couples Therapy

[…] Florida, North Dakota…I can’t even remember the rest. That’s impressive. But why? I wanted to see America. I traveled a lot when I was younger, but had barely seen my own country. So I would just go to random states and big cities—and what better place to check out a city than in a […] ...

Today’s Hustlers, Tomorrow’s Legends

[…] like to change that if I can. Follow Freya Parker—Twitter: @FreyasInTrouble; IG: @FreyaParkerXO, OF: @FreyaParker SAVANNAH SIXX Savannah Sixx is our lucky number. The HUSTLER Honey and Barely Legal covergirl still prefers to go about her domestic duties in the buff, but as a performer, Savannah is constantly evolving. Personal reasons have put mainstream porn […] ...

Moving on to MILF

[…] age, so I get cast in both the teen and MILF categories. Photo courtesy of Alexa Payne What differences have you noticed between MILF shoots versus babe/ barely legal/etc., categories? Alexa Payne: While I have certainly played a lot of different roles and had fun with them, I’d say I enjoy MILF more because the […] ...

April Foolishness

[…] keyboard, the remote control, the stapler, their Fleshlight, their dildo, whatever the hell you can get ahold of. Just bury it in rubber bands until you can barely tell what the article is anymore. Even if they use scissors or a knife, it’s going to take them hours and a ton of patience to […] ...

Sexting Without Sex Is a Real Thing That Happens—but Why?!

[…] us. “My girlfriend missed me, so she snuck into the girl’s bathroom and sent me a picture with her tit out!” Luckily, Andrew’s honey was legal (although barely legal), and the dirty talk eventually led to some real-life boning. “Our sexts were inspired by what we thought sex was, like what we saw in the […] ...

The War on XXX: Fight for Your Porn

[…] surging anxiety rates, widespread antidepressant use, streaming television, dropping testosterone levels, the vibrator’s golden age, dating apps, careerism, smartphones, news cycle, information overload, sleep deprivation, obesity…” She barely stops for a breath listing all of these factors before adding, “There’s no way we could seriously look at this situation with the dramatic increase and […] ...

The Death of Democracy

[…] the popular Presidential vote for Electoral College delegates, by 2024 the reactionary far-right GOP state assemblies could simply make Trump President—which is what he intended with the barely failed January 6, 2021, attack on Congress. In the run-up to 2024, Trump/Bannon can call on a battalion of state legislatures so badly gerrymandered and so […] ...

Cherry Ferretti

This “computer nerd at heart” was a Texas resident when she made her Beaver Hunt debut in 2009. “More than anything, I want to be a famous porn star,” vowed the determined skin-biz beginner. “I may look like the sweet-and-innocent girl-next-door, but I’m anything but.…I love to please by giving...

The Cute Little Babysitter 14

Barely legal homewreckers…the sweetest taboo. Praise be unto The Cute Little Babysitter 14 for indulging our bad daddy fantasies! The 14th installment of this series honors a timeless porn trope with four naughty young nubiles who are super cute and DTF on the job. These girls will do anything to get what they want—even […] ...

Hunter Moore’s Binge-Fucking Hangover

[…] disciples to eat shit straight out of a stranger’s ass. All of it is documented online. The pleasure junkie now crisscrosses the country, deejaying at parties where barely legals beg him for sex. After the inevitable, he plasters his blog with snapshots of the girls’ shit-stained underwear and crafts tidbits about their snail trails and […] ...

College Anal 101: A Study Guide

[…] anal living without a long-term commitment. In some cases, time-share options are available.  The dean’s office is lined with a bookshelf filled with encyclopedias and stacks of Barely Legal—required reading at HUSTLER U. LESSON #5: To mute the volume of raucous anal sex in your workplace, you can soundproof your office by padding the shelves […] ...

Madam Lydia Faithfull: Brothel Queen

[…] of Richards’ brothels were bought and reinvented by Hof, including the Alien Cathouse. Back then Richards kept women working like line cooks on a set menu. They barely left the property, surrounded by ugly wire fences and boarded windows. Females were “not allowed” to enter the brothels as clients, only as potential workers. Faithfull […] ...

How to Be a Porn Star…Director…Agent

[…] in the business. My DVD directorial debut was June 2003, so I have been doing this professionally now for 14 years. My first DVD for HUSTLER was Barely Legal Corrupted #5, released November 2005—12 years ago!  In the director’s chair There has to be a vision, a way of telling a story, a style in […] ...

World War III: Oops, Game Over

[…] TO 15 MINUTES. In his book and documentary film Command and Control, Eric Schlosser catalogs the vulnerability of nuclear arsenals today as we “contend with threats that barely existed during the Cold War: malware, spyware, worms, bugs, viruses, corrupted firmware, logic bombs, Trojan horses,” and thoroughly obsolete computer systems controlling some of our missiles. […] ...

Meet the New Girl: Daphne Dare, Renaissance Babe

[…] many talents, both in front of and behind the camera—sometimes at the same time. In addition to her growing list of credits in such XXX fare as  Barely Legal #169: 69ing My Stepsister and The Goo Place, this up-and-comer from Seattle is building an impressive body of work that includes her artistic self-portraits and female-centric paintings, […] ...

Meet the New Girl: Brooklyn Gray…Red-Hot!

[…] ray of light earlier this year, is already making a name for herself with her spirited performances and top-shelf blowjob skills, as evidenced in titles such as Barely Legal #172: My First Sex Tape.  Read on for HUSTLERMagazine.com’s colorful conversation with this blue-screen beauty, who clearly has an ultra-bright future in front of her.  HUSTLERMagazine.com: […] ...

HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Scouting for Joy

[…] on the pounds—though it might make you feel a little swollen in a certain area of your midsection.  Go ahead and binge on the following images from Barely Legal #148. The tempting morsels of Troop 69 are truly mouthwatering delights that will leave you hungry for more.  These are some boxes you can tear into guilt-free, […] ...

HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Putting the ‘Ass’ in ‘Classroom’

[…] virus factories in the coming days.  As if school wasn’t already enough of a drag.  But don’t despair; we’re here to make learning fun again with this white-hot lesson in alternative education. Take out your pencil and study hard!  Barely Legal Blowjob Academy How to Bang Your Teacher Carnal College  Truth or Bare Asian Sex Academy...

Stepping It Up

[…] the HUSTLER Video library to highlight titles that, like National Stepfamily Day, celebrate the wonders that can occur when families that develop from different clans come together.  Barely Legal #177: Stepdaughters Stepfamily Anal Massage My Stepmom’s in Heat  5 Virgin Stepdaughters Caught My Stepsister Masturbating  Stepdaughter Orgy Becky Bandini In My Stepmoms In Heat Becky […] ...

How To Pick Up A Teen

[…] you whip it out for this? Of course, it’s a HUSTLER movie. But here’s a better argument: It’s got five human cum sponges made from the highest-quality barely legal babyfat. That’s five ball-drainers for the price of, well, five. But they’re all worth it. Most strokable moment: All of them, especially Asian cuteness Kim Blossom […] ...

I’ll Fuck Your Daddy: Daddy Daughter Swap 4

In a somewhat questionable experiment, daughters vie to seduce their best friends’ fathers. Tight, barely legal pussy and mouthful tatas—really, what red-blooded man could resist? Starring Spencer Bradley, Jazmin Luv, Nikole Nash and Kenzie Madison. Who will win this cunt contest? Find out for yourself by ordering Daddy Daughter Swap 4 today. Call 800-763-8271 ext. […] ...

Democrats Must Move Wisely

[…] years of the Obama Administration and, before that, for Bill Clinton’s first two years as President. After the universally acknowledged disaster of George W. Bush (who now barely peeps his mug in public), Obama had a clear mandate to reverse eight years of GOP malpractice and even do something that hadn’t been done since […] ...

Charlee Monroe

Charlee Monroe is uniquely gorgeous but in one way at least she’s just the same as millions of other women around the globe. “I’m obsessed with the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy,” Charlee admits. “Reading those books makes me fantasize about having rough, passionate sex—being tied up included.” Unlike most...

Madison Swan

There’s nothing Madison Swan enjoys more than a lazy Sunday. It’s her reward for enduring another difficult week of work. At long last, a 24-hour period that she can devote entirely to her own needs. On this particular Sunday, Madison is horny as hell. Sadly, though, she lacks a lover...