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HUSTLER Magazine's August 2013 Issue
Featured Articles
69 Ways To Spend Your Anal Money
KRISTINA’S RECIPE FOR GHETTO SANGRIA: 1 BOTTLE OF KORBEL 1 BOTTLE OF WELCH’S GRAPE JUICE 1 McDONALD’S CUP What flavor would Kristina Rose be if she were ice...
Don’t Tread On Us
A proud member of our country’s liberal establishment, Peter Kuznick has been a civil-rights activist since the age of 12. He most recently made his mark on the popular consciousness as...
Rooney vs. Noomi
The Swedish version of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (2009) was an international sensation, largely due to Noomi Rapace’s captivating performance as the sexy, mysterious hacker Lisbeth...
Bobbie Brown’s American Pie
She’s the “Cherry Pie” girl from the Warrant music video, the blonde on roller skates who haunted the wet dreams of the MTV Generation. She dated a who’s who of rock...
Porn From The Past
This antique image documents the complicated mating rituals of a long-forgotten generation. Decades ago, if a man wanted to ask a girl out, he’d show up at her house nude (except for a hat with...
Smut Fair Confidential
Behind the posing, red-carpet facade of the annual AVN Adult Entertainment Expo is a naked, drunken world of marginal mayhem. We signed up the sharp-eyed underground photographer who fuels...
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Publisher's Statement
The Pathway is Clear
It’s hard to believe, but even after having their asses handed to them in the last election, Republicans still haven’t gotten the memo on the issue closest to the hearts of America’s fastest-growing group of voters: immigration. With Tea Party extremists still throttling conservative common sense, it’s time for President Obama and the Democrats to…
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Politics
Asshole of the Month: Ted Cruz
In the proud tradition of our very own Graffilthy, let’s kick off this crapfest with a verse cribbed from a shithouse stall: “Here I sit, my buns a flexin’....
