Dr. Jerri Badminton Taylor (Bobbi Starr), who had waltzed through med school by blowing her professors, was so inept that her colleagues began documenting her faults. Here are just a few of the most scandalous charges:
1. Dr. Taylor refuses to wear the doctor’s traditional white lab coat—or, for that matter, any clothing at all. She practices medicine in the nude, save for a garter belt and stockings.
2. Although the boneheaded M.D. never doles out anesthetics to patients, she habitually inhales ether while performing surgeries.
3. She’s lost over $100,000 of hospital funds betting on bumfights.
4. Dr. Taylor once turned away a dying child because she accepts only erect men between the ages of 24 and 40 as patients.