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Bloody Babes

This captivating picture of naked chicks drizzled with fake blood was snapped during an animal-rights protest in Madrid, Spain. If it’ll result in attractive female activists stripping in front of our headquarters, maybe HUSTLER should launch...

Shocking Bust

Jennifer Marchant, better known to fans of plumper porn videos as Scarlett Rouge, is now facing a murder rap in New York City. According to news reports, her boyfriend bled to death after being stabbed in the neck during what authorities suspect was...

Halloween Hotties

Unlike most women, porn stars don’t need to wait for Halloween to dress like a slut. But when trick-or-treat time comes around, so does the annual Heaven & Hell party in Hollywood, inspiring top XXX talent to push the boundaries of the...

Veteran Vaginas

Fans of old-school porn flocked to Las Vegas for the induction of a new class into the Legends of Erotica Hall of Fame at Showgirls Video. Among those honored were Alexandra Silk and Elizabeth Starr. It’s nice to see an industry treating its...

Demonic Boobs

If you love graphic novels and masturbating equally but find yourself unable to whack off to stories about brooding superheroes, please allow Gentlemen Comics to come to the rescue. Filling a niche in the booming graphic-novel business, the...

Colorful Cans

These alluring photos were snapped during a “body art” fashion contest in Christchurch, New Zealand. Some entrants went for an elegant, high-brow look, while others embraced their inner weirdness.We dig this new bodypainting trend among...

Legendary Lays

Jill Nelson’s book Golden Goddesses: 25 Legendary Women of Classic Erotic Cinema is a great gift for nostalgic poonhounds who lived through the glory days of porn and young people curious about what their parents and grandparents used as...

Hunter Gets Hustled!

A swarm of barely legals descended upon Hollywood to celebrate the release of HUSTLER’s March 2013 issue at The Blok with notorious revenge-porn kingpin Hunter Moore. Eager chicks flashed their tits, spread their legs and clawed their way into...

Good Vibes

To commemorate a new line of high-end vibrators, sex-toy purveyor Doc Johnson threw a shindig at the HUSTLER Hollywood store in Los Angeles. Doc Johnson, which has been providing products to help people get off since 1976, introduced the Wonderland...

Battle of the Boobs

Held annually in Las Vegas, the Miss Exotic Dancer competition pits the nation’s sexiest strippers against one another in order to crown the deftest disrober. The latest hoedown took place at the Déjà Vu gentlemen’s club,...

Beware the Creamy Filling

Mmmm. Genital warts have never tasted this good. For an exhibition at London’s Pathology Museum, curator “Miss Cakehead” and Two Little Cats Bakery collaborated to put these STD-themed cupcakes on display. The herpes...

Hardy-Har-Har

If you enjoyed the first installment of SHH! Productions’ SuperHorny in our May ’13 issue, you’d be a damn fool not to catch the saga’s thrilling conclusion in the latest issue of HUSTLER HUMOR magazine. Call 800-763-8271 ext. 7651 to...

Watch the Curves

It’s hard to deny that motorcycles are a phallic symbol. After all, they’re often called “crotch rockets.” Trina Merry, an artist based in San Francisco, explored the sexual side of motorcycles in a series of striking...

Going Gaga

During a concert in Belgium, Lady Gaga gave a visual shout-out to HUSTLER. Paying homage to one of our most controversial covers (June 1978), the pop provocateur climbed headfirst into a fake meat grinder. In our reciprocal tribute to Ms. Gaga, we...

Bum Rush

Brazil is known as many things—the annual host to a bacchanalian Carnival celebration, a hub of sugar production, a great place for Nazis to retire. But this South American nation should be celebrated principally for its contributions to the field...

No Blue Balls Here

Any red-blooded American knows there’s only one thing that could make bowling better: Pack the alley with naked chicks! While public nudity is generally frowned upon in family-friendly amusement centers, the dress code for the recent...

This Ain’t Your Grandma’s Needlepoint

A lanky lady with dirty-blond hair and a mischievous smile, Ellen Schinderman has the amazing ability to cross something you watched Grandma do with acts you never wanted to think of her doing. The road to high (or...

Pussy Power

Wild man Jeremy Cane has been on HUSTLER’s radar for a while. A semi-perverted, brutally honest and always entertaining outlaw writer and artist, Cane deftly combines filthy, funny poetry with colorful, abstract erotic art. We admire his...

Claire Danes: Boobland

While Claire Danes is best known for her starring role as the bipolar CIA operative Carrie Mathison in Showtime’s hit series Homeland, this talented performer has been accumulating an impressive body of work over the past two...

Extreme Stripping

For the 15th year in a row, ED Publications hosted a shindig to crown the nation’s finest strippers and strip clubs. Held at the Orleans Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, the 2012 Exotic Dancers Awards show recognized Gia Nova as the Overall...

Fellatio Fallout

In the February ’13 issue of HUSTLER we used the “Dick in the Mouth” feature to get back at comedian Jeffrey Ross for dissing our fearless leader, Mr. Larry Flynt. Ross was a good sport about the gag, perhaps recognizing that he...

Copulating Couple

Lilyanne Bloom and Max Sauvage, founders of PornographicLove.com, earn their keep by doing what they love: each other. The kinky Canadians launched the website to chronicle their sexual adventures, which include plenty of flagrant fucking, a bounty...

Golden Genitals

Nothing gets women naked faster than telling them it’s in the name of art.  Just ask American artist Spencer Tunick, who somehow persuaded 1,700 volunteers not just to strip down in front of an opera house in Munich, Germany, but also to...

Yank Plank

Planking—lying facedown as stiff as a board in unusual places—is already passé with photo-sharing hipsters. The cool kids may have moved on to Tebowing, owling and Eastwooding, but Angga Pratama has been busy putting her own spin on cultural...