Brazil is known as many things—the annual host to a bacchanalian Carnival celebration, a hub of sugar production, a great place for Nazis to retire. But this South American nation should be celebrated principally for its contributions to the field of ass. The Miss Bumbum competition crowns the finest bottom in Brazil.
Bootyful babes first battled it out in regional competitions before 15 were chosen to attend the final showdown in São Paulo. The closest thing to this in America is the Republican National Convention, which—every four years—determines the biggest asshole in our country.