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Santa’s Naughty List: XXX Edition
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Santa’s Naughty List: XXX Edition

From a kinky pool party to oral sex in a library, some of our favorite performers share their sexy experiences this year that would make St. Nick blush.

While most of us try to stay off of Santa’s “naughty list,” some of your favorite XXX sensations are checking twice to make sure they’re on it—in the best way possible! From shopping while wearing just a coat and lingerie to public blowjobs and even crushing elves—these amazing stars have made ol’ Saint Nick blush redder than Rudolph’s nose!

HUSTLERMagazine.com: Why are you on Santa’s “naughty list” this year?

Photo courtesy of Maleka aka MyPrettyFeet8

Maleka aka MyPrettyFeet8: I am on Santa’s “naughty list” this year because, not only did I shrink his elves and step on them, but also, Santa Got Ran Over by a Foot Model! Giantess and trampling-style fun for the holiday!

Photo courtesy of Sunny Bunnie

Sunny Bunnie: Two things that I did that would have me on Santa’s naughty list: I took a honey packet and sucked dick for 10 hours; I think Santa would def add me to his list. I also told hundreds of men to drink my spit on the internet—I think that calls for the naughty list!

Lady LorReign / Photo by FH Digital Red Bottom Productions 

Lady LorReign: I have had such an eventful and quite a naughty time this year! I can’t wait to see Santa’s list, but I know I made the naughty side, and I can see his big smile when he thinks back to my activities over this past year. The naughty things that I did this year that landed me on Santa’s naughty list started when I filmed my first Wifey scene with Jax Slayher. He pounded me in an anal scene that ended up making me a water fountain for the first time ever from an anal escapade! I know that made Santa blush! Next, my travels took me from Los Angeles, to Las Vegas, on to Chicago and down to South Beach in Miami, with many spicy stops and adventures along the way. Santa saw me bend over, stand up, in the shower, in swimming pools, the ocean and many more positions and places, taking a variety of huge to small cocks from so many sexy bulls in many positions and styles. I also got to play with some beautiful ladies along the way, one on one, in groups and with other bulls as well. The biggest naughty time of all was when I got to be the sole lady in a six-man airtight gangbang in my return to Wifey! Such an incredible experience! It was my first filmed gangbang and my first time ever with double penetration! I am definitely hooked! Overall, every day of this year has been filled with some of the most naughty times that were a fantasy come true. Thanks, Santa, for watching!

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