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Doug Stanhope Gets Trashed

HUSTLER: It’s cool to talk with you, and we’re not just kissing ass. DOUG STANHOPE: Thanks, man. I knew I had an interview today, but I hate picking up the phone. With my luck it’d be some long-lost cousin Joe asking me to do his podcast. Ugh. So we’re better than that? You know what?...

London Keyes For President

IN THE UPCOMING PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, THE CANDIDATES ARE EITHER DULL OR CRAZY, AND THEIR PLATFORMS ARE A MIXTURE OF UNIMAGINATIVE, UNWORKABLE IDEAS. BUT VOTERS NEED NOT DESPAIR. POLITICALLY ACTIVE PORN STAR AND PATRIOTIC AMERICAN LONDON KEYES HAS A POTENTIAL FIX: CONSIDER HER AS A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.   “I can be an appealing alternate choice for...

Bonnie Rotten

The late Frank Sinatra, whose likeness porn star Bonnie Rotten has tattooed on her left leg, once famously said, “I’m for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniel’s.” Frank Sinatra is Bonnie’s hero, and as I spend the afternoon with her, I understand why. Sinatra...