November 2019

Featuring Lana Rhoades

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London Keyes For President

IN THE UPCOMING PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, THE CANDIDATES ARE EITHER DULL OR CRAZY, AND THEIR PLATFORMS ARE A MIXTURE OF UNIMAGINATIVE, UNWORKABLE IDEAS. BUT VOTERS NEED NOT DESPAIR. POLITICALLY ACTIVE PORN STAR AND PATRIOTIC AMERICAN LONDON KEYES HAS A POTENTIAL FIX: CONSIDER HER AS A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.   “I can be an appealing alternate choice for…

David Koechner

DAVID KOECHNER IS FUNNIER THAN YOU. SORRY, BUT IT’S TRUE. WHY ELSE WOULD HIS REAL-LIFE PALS (AND SUPERSTARS) WILL FERRELL AND STEVE CARELL CONSIDER HIM COMEDY’S GO-TO GUY? THE TOWERING FUNNYMAN HAS APPEARED IN OVER 130 FILMS AND TV SHOWS—AND IS CURRENTLY LIGHTING UP A SCREEN NEAR YOU IN THE HORROR-COMEDY HIT KRAMPUS. EVERYBODY HAS…

SCHEERLEADER

PAUL SCHEER IS TRULY A MAN FOR ALL TELEVISION SEASONS. FROM HIS FOIBLES ON THE FXX HIT THE LEAGUE TO HIS ROUNDHOUSE ASS-KICKERY IN ADULT SWIM’S NTSF: SD: SUV::, HE’S BEEN SYNONYMOUS WITH ALL THINGS COMEDY SINCE BEST WEEK EVER BACK IN THE DAY. YOU’VE SPOTTED HIM ON FRESH OFF THE BOAT, 30 ROCK, CHILDRENS…