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December 2021

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Marie Me!

[Hanging at home.] HUSTLER: Do you watch your own scenes? ARIANA MARIE: Oh, yeah. I like watching myself. It’s more like I’m critiquing myself, but then at the same time I’m also getting off to it. Where should we eat? What’s today? Oh, it’s Sunday. Can’t get Chick-fil-A today. Guys tweet me, and they’re like,...

Red-Hot Scarlet

HUSTLER: Good morning! I see you’re just getting up. So how many times have you masturbated this morning? SCARLET RED: Just once. I did have to masturbate before bed to get a good night’s sleep, and then I woke up and masturbated just a little. A quickie, you know. I beat you. I did it...

Motherfuckers

Roving reporter Alex Renton steps behind the scenes of our next outrageous sex-com to explore anal, incest and Gloria’s bosom. HUSTLER’s family affair stars three of XXX’s brightest starlets. Read on for their exclusive, entertaining, often insightful interviews. (Sadly, no, we’re not likely to win a Primetime Emmy.)  Photography by Wilferd Guenthoer & Courtesy Larry...