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HUSTLER Classic: In Through the Out Door

The path to bliss can take numerous and sometimes unexpected turns. For instance, a person might be en route to a pleasant stay in Vaginaville and suddenly take a detour to Butthole Junction.  Such was the case with the January 2002 HUSTLER pictorial Claudia & Billy: Lick It & Stick It, which shared the tale...

HUSTLER Classic: Piddling Around

You’ve probably heard the expression, “Don’t shit where you eat.” But what about pissing where you work?  It’s a topic worth considering as we examine the subject of this installment of HUSTLER Classic, the January ’02 pictorial Lacey: Streaming for Vengeance.  The pictorial, lensed by photographer Clive McLean, shared the story of Lacey, a pissed-off...

HUSTLER Classic: Cooze Control

Is there anything hotter than a woman who isn’t afraid to take charge? Who doesn’t hesitate to tell her man exactly what she wants, and refuses to let him get off until he’s fulfilled her every desire?  Yeah, we didn’t think so.  Case in point: The September ’01 HUSTLER pictorial Yexes & Chris: Strict Tease. ...