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Jamie Kennedy: Shooters Shoot
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Jamie Kennedy: Shooters Shoot

Jamie Kennedy has been around the block. Your block, your brother’s block, all the damn blocks. He’s earned his stripes in Scream, Romeo + Juliet, Three Kings and countless television...
Udo Dirkschneider: Rocking the Pandemic
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Udo Dirkschneider: Rocking the Pandemic

Udo Dirkschneider—the man, the myth, the legend—has returned with his namesake band U.D.O and a brand-new double-live record, Live in Bulgaria 2020: Pandemic Survival Show....
Siri Dahl: Sex, Sabbaticals and the Satanic Temple
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Siri Dahl: Sex, Sabbaticals and the Satanic Temple

In the early to mid 2010s, Siri reigned supreme. With an avid following and a reputation for unforgettable scenes, this XXX superstar was at the height of her...
Whacking Off the Wine Flu
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Whacking Off the Wine Flu

Can masturbation really cure a hangover after a night of overindulging? “I like drinking, but drinking doesn’t like me.” —Some poor bastard. Next to rolling around naked with...
HUSTLER Classic: Lust in the Afternoon
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HUSTLER Classic: Lust in the Afternoon

For most people, when it comes to getting busy, the night time is the right time. But as it’s often been noted, different strokes for different folks—especially when the...
Christopher Bickel’s Neo-Grindhouse Thrills
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Christopher Bickel’s Neo-Grindhouse Thrills

With highly adrenalized offerings like The Theta Girl and his latest movie Bad Girls, filmmaker Christopher Bickel is wringing big impact out of tiny budgets....
Whoring History
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Whoring History

The Saga of Sex Work in America. On an isolated ranch in Bush, Louisiana, far from her beloved New Orleans, Norma Wallace cradled a gun and a broken heart as she dialed her sister-in-law’s number. Wayne...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Ryan Ryans
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Ryan Ryans

It takes a special kind of woman to land three HUSTLER pictorials, and Ryan Ryans is a special beauty indeed.  Ryan hails from Orlando, Florida, which is often referred to as...
Porn Sex vs. Real Sex: XXX Star Missy Martinez Reveals the Difference
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Porn Sex vs. Real Sex: XXX Star Missy Martinez Reveals the Difference

Ever get the feeling that your bedroom romps aren’t exactly playing out like your favorite skin-flick...
HUSTLER Classic: Surf, Sand & Sex
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HUSTLER Classic: Surf, Sand & Sex

Get ready for a splashy time, fellas; the surf’s not the only thing that’s up today.  Join us as we wade into the April ’03 issue of HUSTLER and, in particular, the...
Hookers & Blow: Good for America
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Hookers & Blow: Good for America

The rock supergroup featuring Guns N’ Roses’ Dizzy Reed and Quiet Riot’s Alex Grossi tell us about their attention-grabbing name, their upcoming debut album and...
Surviving Infidelity
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Surviving Infidelity

Cheating is one of the biggest challenges that a relationship can face, but it is possible to get past the betrayal and repair the situation with some hard work. No matter the circumstances, infidelity is one...
Get Some Fucking Sleep!
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Get Some Fucking Sleep!

A new study has found that doggy-style is the best sex position for improving your sleep. We take a deep dive into the connection between boning and dozing. It’s frustrating to toss and turn in...
HUSTLER Classic: Womb With a View
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HUSTLER Classic: Womb With a View

Just look at that view, will you? Couldn’t you just stare at it all day? Really takes your breath away, doesn’t it?  Of course it does—and the cityscape is pretty...
Make Way for the Doomsday Cabaret
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Make Way for the Doomsday Cabaret

XXX star Daisy Ducati makes the most out of lockdown by bringing burlesque to amazing new places in the online realm. There is way more to your favorite adult performer than meets...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jojo Kiss
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jojo Kiss

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Jojo is that rare beauty indeed, with wholesome, girl-next-door looks—and the...
Aural Sex: The Eargasmic Sensation of ASMR
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Aural Sex: The Eargasmic Sensation of ASMR

An erotic practice that revolves around audio “triggers” has its followers sounding off in a whole new way.  Just when it seems like we’ve...
HUSTLER Classic: Dune Bunnies
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HUSTLER Classic: Dune Bunnies

Sandboarding might be one of the more obscure of the extreme sports, but it has grown in popularity over the years. And if the industry ever decided to take its marketing cues from the...
Megan Marx: Fit to Be Tied
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Megan Marx: Fit to Be Tied

Don’t be fooled by Megan Marx’s girl next door looks and petite frame; at heart she’s an industrial-strength sex machine with a taste for bondage—and partners of both the male and...
Hurts So Good: The Science of Pain as Pleasure
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Hurts So Good: The Science of Pain as Pleasure

Kink has come a long way when it comes to smashing stereotypes. But even in 2019, BDSM and those who embrace it still face considerable stigma when it comes...
Pet Play: Unleash Your Inner Beast
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Pet Play: Unleash Your Inner Beast

What happens when role-play intersects with our most primal desires? Welcome to the wild and wonderful world of pet play, where naughty kittens, pups and even the occasional...