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Locker-Room Lust
The good news? With a COVID vaccine rolling out, we will hopefully begin resuming our normal lives sooner rather than later. The bad news? After nearly a year of living on the couch, many of us have no doubt...
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Drain the Swamp? The Truth Behind Trump’s Biggest Lie
Illustrations by Spencer Afonso It comes as no surprise when a Republican President appoints corporate-friendly judges to the bench or industry-friendly chiefs...
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Ball Droppings: A New Year’s Parade of Pop Shots
If you’re like a lot of people, chances are you spent New Year’s Eve popping corks and sucking down the bubbly while waiting for that stupid ball to drop....
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New Year’s Selfies
Resolve to follow your favorites and us on Twitter @HUSTLERMag. And to check out our Honeys’ full-length layouts, call 800-763-8271 ext. 7651 or go to HUSTLERMagazine.com....
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2020: The Search for a Silver Lining
With 2020 almost over, some of our favorite adult performers share what actually went right this year. What a mushy, brown banana of a year this has been. If 2020 was an ice cream...
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Redheads: A Fiery Appreciation (Part II)
Sure, blondes get most of the glory, and brunettes might have strength in numbers, but redheads are a rare and special breed indeed. And they deserve to be celebrated. Let’s...
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HUSTLER Classic: Orifice Party
Thanks to the coronavirus pandemic and the massive wave of unemployment that it brought with it, very few, if any, people attended office parties this holiday season. And while that...
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Naughty New Year’s Resolutions
Looking to become a new, sexier you in 2021? Let some of our favorite adult performers take you by the hand and lead the way. Thankfully, we’re nearly done with this absolute shit-show...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Vienna Black
Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice! Today we go deep inside Vienna Black, a Latina beauty from Queens, New York,...
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Outrageous Sex Lies
Yes, most of us have stretched the truth in pursuit of a lay at times—but you won’t believe these doozies. When trying to get a stranger into the sack, we usually have two choices. We can either be...
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HUSTLER Classic: Jesse Jane Rides Again
The bold, impressive curves. The timeless beauty. The sheer thrill it is to hop in and ride. Yup, there are many reasons to love a classic car. Coincidentally, some of them...
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Missy Martinez Reveals the Naked Truth About XXX
Do porn chicks come during their scenes? How much do they make, anyway? HUSTLERMagazine.com’s resident advice goddess is here to answer all of your fuck-biz...
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Jesus Christ, That’s Funny!
With the pre-Christmas rush toward hyper-consumerism coming earlier and earlier every year, it’s easy to lose sight of what the holiday is really all about—the birth of Jesus and the...
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Managing Mismatched Sex Drives
Are you and your partner not on the same page desire-wise? You’re not alone; it’s a frequent problem in relationships. The good news? There are numerous solutions. Read on for...
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Jim Norton: Truth & Dare
There’s nowhere Jim Norton won’t go for a laugh. Getting his bare ass spanked by Robert De Niro on his Netflix special Mouthful of Shame? Check. Sharing with the world his penchant for analingus...
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Santa Is Coming!
Ho, ho, ho—it’s Christmas Eve, which means that Santa Claus is definitely getting busy! As Kris Kringle drags that big, bulging sack of his around the world once again, let’s pay tribute to the jolly old...
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Songs About Porn: A XXX Playlist
It’s that time of year when, no matter where you go, even in this pandemic, seasonal holiday music is putting a hurt on your eardrums. To counter the onslaught of treacly tunes,...
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HUSTLER Special: Snow-Balled
It’s officially winter, and you’re probably feeling a chill in the air—that is, assuming that you’re not locked up inside due to a combination of coronavirus and heavy...
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A Wish Come True
Much like the United States, Canada is dealing with some pretty awful stuff right now. Systemic racism, police violence and COVID are very real realities north of the border, which makes it even more important...
