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Politics

Democracy Is on Your Ballot

This year you get an extra vote for the 2024 Presidential election. Please vote wisely. I am not a member of the Democratic Party, but I will vote like one this year. The Republican Party...
Small Meets Tall
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Small Meets Tall

Meet the size queens of the adult industry, models who are celebrated for their height, whether that be 4-8 Or 6-6. HUSTLER paired small performers with tall performers for interviews to discover the long and...
“I Had an Abortion”
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“I Had an Abortion”

Four comedians share their stories. “Our body, our choice.” Conservatives like to use this slogan when it suits them—for example, to refuse life-saving vaccines. But when it applies to policing women’s...
Thanks for Thongs
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Thanks for Thongs

This Thanksgiving HUSTLER expresses its deepest gratitude for that tiny magical strip of material: the thong. The way it teases, tantalizes, tortures, mesmerizes—fucks with your head until you beg for a...
Good Goth!
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Good Goth!

Looking to have a very Happy Halloween? Prepare to be scared stiff by these spooky sirens! Not to be a killjoy, but your Captain America costume is totally inappropriate for Halloween. It may not officially be...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Lily Jordan
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Lily Jordan

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Lily Jordan, a tasty...
HUSTLER Classic: Aria Ready for This?
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HUSTLER Classic: Aria Ready for This?

The world of porn has graced lucky jackoffs with many, many hot performers over the decades. But once in a while we’re graced with a beauty so exquisite that a guy can’t help...
Friday Funnies: Working the Kinks In Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Working the Kinks In Vol. 2

Prepare to get your freak on! We’re whipping up a hilariously twisted treat for you, courtesy of HUSTLER’s arsenal of outrageous cartoons! What are you...
Panties, Socks and Shoes—Oh, My!
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Panties, Socks and Shoes—Oh, My!

When these babes clean out their closets and underwear drawers, they make big bank—by selling their intimate items to their fans! Join us as they share their secrets. Have you...
Well Heeled Honeys Vol. 3
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Well Heeled Honeys Vol. 3

Step on into a delightfully gratifying time, courtesy of HUSTLER Honeys dressed in sexy heels—and precious little else! And when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous installments...
Erotic Art
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Erotic Art

Meet a group of talented performers who excel at expressing their sexuality on the canvas as well as on the screen. Art is meant to evoke thoughts, provoke discussion and elicit responses from the viewer. A...
The Ins and Outs of Role Play
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The Ins and Outs of Role Play

Sometimes, faking it during sex can be very satisfying indeed. Doctor and patient? Teacher and student? Boss and secretary? Here’s how to make the most of your fantasy fuck session....
Sunday Funday: Beaver-on-Beaver Action
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Sunday Funday: Beaver-on-Beaver Action

HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt is always a cause for joy and celebration—after all, where else are you going to see daring babes-next-door, baring everything for the whole...
A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 5
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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 5

Are you ready to Think Pink? We hope so, because we have another captivating collection of HUSTLER Honeys opening wide for you. Prepare to sink into the pink—enjoy! Scarlett Alexis ...
Friday Funnies: Old Fucks
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Friday Funnies: Old Fucks

For these randy geezers, there might be snow on the roof, but there’s definitely still fire in the furnace. They’re not getting older, they’re just getting hornier! So go ahead, have a few...
Inside the Torture Garden
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Inside the Torture Garden

Looking for a fetish event that provides world-class entertainment in a safe, comfortable environment? Welcome to the Met Gala of kink. In the realm of fetishes, there are just as many kinks as there...
Brunet Bush Brigade Vol. 7
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Brunet Bush Brigade Vol. 7

It’s time to get into another delightfully hairy situation! Join us for a parade of dark, lush pubes, courtesy of some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. Go ahead; dive in and let the fur...
Come On…Where Do You Want It?
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Come On…Where Do You Want It?

Face? Tits? Ass? Pussy? Women reveal where they want—and don’t want—a guy to shoot his load. If years of porn have told men one thing, it’s that the ladies love getting splashed...
MILF-tastic Mamas
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MILF-tastic Mamas

Got MILF? Well, you’re about to get some! Join us as these red-hot mamas open up about their very special (and incredibly popular) XXX niche. We all know what MILF stands for, right? Yep, it’s...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Ziggy Star
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Ziggy Star

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Ziggy Star, a dark-haired, vivacious...
Saturday Special: Stocking Up! Vol. 5
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Saturday Special: Stocking Up! Vol. 5

Ready to get hosed in the best possible way? Prepare for another celebration of beautiful, shapely legs sheathed in sexy stockings—you’ll definitely go gaga for these...