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Eject, or Ejaculate?

Ever see a bad date through to the bitter end just because you hoped there might be sex afterward? Of course you have! We explore the tricky question of when to hang tough, and when to say enough is enough. It...
Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild Part 6
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Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild Part 6

Feeling a little cooped up as the long, cold winter months drag on? Allow us to alleviate your cabin fever and warm things up a bit with a collection of HUSTLER Honeys stripping...
Titty-Humping Time! Vol. 3
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Titty-Humping Time! Vol. 3

Tits are always great—but they’re particularly awesome when they’re wrapped around your prick, giving it a slick, silky ride through Mammary Valley. With that said, let’s go between...
Friday Funnies: Workin’ It Vol. 3
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Friday Funnies: Workin’ It Vol. 3

Work—it’s not much fun, is it? Or is it? We’re bringing some grins to the daily grind with a collection of labor-centric humor from HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous...
Ass Eaters Unanimous! Vol. 3
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Ass Eaters Unanimous! Vol. 3

Good news, everyone—ass is back on the menu! So come line up at the Booty Buffet for heaping helpings of tasty tushies and delicious derrieres. Bon appetit! And when you’re done...
Hump-Day Special: Spinning Out Vol. 2
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Hump-Day Special: Spinning Out Vol. 2

In praise of petite HUSTLER Honeys. These babes might be on the diminutive end of the height spectrum, but they definitely don’t come up short when it comes to sex appeal! Join...
On Your Knees?
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On Your Knees?

Is it an act of female subservience when a woman kneels before a cock to suck it? Or is it just good, dirty-kneed fun? We explore the sticky debate. It happens nearly every Saturday night at any bar where...
Miss Quin’s Clown Orgy
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Miss Quin’s Clown Orgy

What happens when hot and horny clown fetishists from all over the U.S. get together in Vegas on AVN weekend? Miss Quin tells the story of her first orgy.  The year is 2015. Barack Obama is...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Charlie Red
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Charlie Red

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Charlie Red, a captivating...
HUSTLER Classic: Mining for Pink
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HUSTLER Classic: Mining for Pink

No doubt about it, mining is hard, dirty work. In the February ‘05 issue of HUSTLER, it was particularly dirty—and got readers particularly hard.  The “Ramona Luv &...
Friday Funnies: Toying Around Vol. 3
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Friday Funnies: Toying Around Vol. 3

Dildos and strap-ons and butt-plugs—oh, my! We’re digging into the adult-toy chest once again to enjoy a few hearty laughs, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous...
Steel Panther: Back on the Prowl
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Steel Panther: Back on the Prowl

Hair metal’s parody pranksters have returned with a sex-drenched new album. We talk to singer Michael Starr about hazing a new band member, the best year ever and what makes...
Beaver-on-Beaver Action Vol. 2
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Beaver-on-Beaver Action Vol. 2

What’s better than a naked babe showing you everything she’s got? How about two naked babes showing you everything they’ve got? We’re diving back into the Beaver Hunt archives to...
What Are You Driving At?
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What Are You Driving At?

A new study offers evidence that guys with smaller dicks might compensate for it by driving sports cars. But is it true? We put women in the driver’s seat to share their experiences on the...
Fabulous Over 50
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Fabulous Over 50

Yes, it’s true—age is nothing but a number. And these XXX performers over 50 are pretty hot numbers indeed! Porn is a treasure trove of endless categories and niches, and we all have our favorites....
Gridiron Giggles
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Gridiron Giggles

Are you ready for some jokes about football? We hope so, because in honor of Big Game Day, we’re going deep into the HUSTLER cartoon archives and hitting the field with a collection of outrageous humor...
Ink & Pink: Beaver Hunt Edition Vol. 3
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Ink & Pink: Beaver Hunt Edition Vol. 3

In the mood for a particularly colorful sexy time? You’re in luck, because we’ve combed through the archives of HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt to bring you a collection...
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Carol Leigh: RIP, Scarlot Harlot

HUSTLER contributor and fetish model Lux Lives eulogizes an icon whose groundbreaking activism paved the way for sex workers today. Carol Leigh, author, artist and titan of sex...
Earth-Shattering O’s
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Earth-Shattering O’s

Perhaps as a sort of olive branch for her lackluster filmography (have you seen Valerian? Blech!), model-slash-actor (Zoolander reference!) Cara Delevingne is dedicating herself to science—not her body so...
Ludella Hahn photo by Evan Smith
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Hurray for St. Paddy’s Day!

The most famous drinking holiday in the world is nearly upon us, but this year we’re hoisting our mugs to salute the real heroes of Saint Patrick’s Day: sexy Celtic adult industry...
Photo by Justin Mark Morrison
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The Professional Bimbo

When the world is getting crazier with each passing day and the stresses of life make you want to walk into the ocean, ask yourself, would you rather be IN the moment or blissfully detached from all...