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Saturday Special: Splashy Sirens
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Saturday Special: Splashy Sirens

Hey, can you think of a better way to celebrate International Skinny Dip Day? Hey, it’s International Skinny Dip Day, and you know what that means–it’s time for women around...
Friday Funnies: Chickening Out
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Friday Funnies: Chickening Out

Looking for some humor that’s really clucking funny? You’re in luck, because we’re getting all cooped up with some truly fowl humor, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous...
Photo: by Daniel Vargas
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The Side Eyes: Born to Rock

Lead singer Astrid McDonald on growing up with rock-star parents, the secret to survival on the road and her band’s ferocious new album. Astrid McDonald was literally born into rock...
XXX Spirit Animals
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XXX Spirit Animals

Some of our favorite adult-industry performers tell us all about the beasts that lurk inside of them. You’ve probably heard the term “spirit animal.” If you’re unfamiliar, it is usually a metaphor...
Taking Liberty Vol. 2
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Taking Liberty Vol. 2

Happy birthday, America! May we present to you the gift of humor? After all, the pursuit of happiness is best kicked off with a few good laughs—and if those laughs come from HUSTLER’s vast...
Go to Fucking Sleep!
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Go to Fucking Sleep!

Suffering from insomnia? Never mind the sleep aids at the pharmacy, we have a much sexier way for you to get some solid shut-eye… In the wee hours of the night, while the rest of the world is tucked away...
Sunday Funday: Lingerie Lovedolls 14
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Sunday Funday: Lingerie Lovedolls 14

It’s that time once again; we’re celebrating hot HUSTLER Honeys all dolled up in their fancy, frilly underthings—and stripping out of them! Join us for a red-hot fashion...
Saturday Special: Whoa, Canada!
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Saturday Special: Whoa, Canada!

We celebrate Canada Day by highlighting some of the hottest Honeys to come out of the Great White North. July 1 is Canada Day, which each year celebrates the date that the three...
Think Pink
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Think Pink

It’s no secret that Larry Flynt loved pussy—and we mean truly loved it. He had a pussy statue in his office, a 24-karat solid-gold pussy necklace, and he would sometimes joke that his favorite recreation...
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Politics

Vigilance Trumps Vengeance

After 49 years of HUSTLER’s fight for free speech, our constitutional rights still hang by a thread. It’s early, but later than you think. The 2024 Presidential election is shaping up...
Bael
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Bael

The targeted color bursts that punctuate Bael’s stark celebrations of nontraditional beauty telegraph both Patrick Nagel and Egon Schiele while inviting a deeper discussion that is anything but black and...
The Future of Food
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The Future of Food

We live in an era of abundance and security unprecedented in human history, a true Golden Age. Despite the natural disasters, pandemics, wars and political calamities that have afflicted us in the last 100...
Today’s Hustlers, Tomorrow’s Legends
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Today’s Hustlers, Tomorrow’s Legends

We like to think we see things in people, especially when it comes to era-defining adult entertainers who make a lasting impression. Perched on the cusp of the big five-oh (49 and...
Beaver of the Year Contest
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Beaver of the Year Contest

Meet the 2023 Beaver of the Year winner and cast your vote for the uninhibited hottie who you think should take the title of Beaver of the Year next. Now’s your chance; make your...
Friday Funnies: The Aliens Are Coming! Vol. 3
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Friday Funnies: The Aliens Are Coming! Vol. 3

Greetings, humans! Are you ready for some humor that is truly not of this earth? Prepare for some close encounters of the hilarious kind, as we explore...
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Leveling the Laying Field

Despite decades of progress, sexual double standards between men and women still persist. We lay out a path toward fucking egalitarianism. Once upon a time, women were expected to sleep with just one...
Photo by Emily Rieman
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Mudhoney: Godfathers of Grunge

Mudhoney guitarist Steve Turner discusses his new memoir, his band’s longevity and that time he was approached about joining Nirvana. To call guitarist Steve Turner a Godfather of...
Guilty Pleasures: XXX Edition
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Guilty Pleasures: XXX Edition

Some of our favorite adult-industry performers reveal the surprising movies, TV shows, music and food they indulge in. We all have things we watch, listen to and gobble up that bring us...
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Separation Anxiety

So you’ve decided to reunite with your ex—that’s great! Beware, though; asking questions about your partner’s sex life while you were apart can be an emotional minefield. Breaking up is...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kiara Cole
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kiara Cole

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Kiara Cole, a fair-haired beauty from...
Saturday Special: Diving in Deep 5
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Saturday Special: Diving in Deep 5

Oh, yes; summer is officially here, and you know what that means—time for a nice, refreshing dip in the pool.  And you know what makes some pool time even more...