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Wear A Raincoat
Bits & Pieces

Wear A Raincoat

Your summer vacation is right around the bend—finally. After months of busting your butt at a job you hate, all you want to do is go somewhere fun, party your ass off and get laid—repeatedly. But where to...
Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell
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Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell

GETTING STABBED BY COWORKERS AND RAPED BY SPIDERS: ALL IN A DAY’S WORK FOR THE STARS OF ADULT SWIM’S LIVE-ACTION DARLING YOUR PRETTY FACE IS GOING TO HELL. WE SAT DOWN WITH...
Indelible
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Indelible

JUSTICE HOWARD IS KNOWN FOR HER “IN YOUR FACE” PHOTOGRAPHY. SHE SHINES A BRIGHT, EXUBERANT LIGHT ON WHAT OTHERS MIGHT FIND DARK AND DISTURBING. LEAVE A LOT OF ROOM ON YOUR COFFEE TABLE FOR HER NEWEST...
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Treacherous Sucking Sound

“We have got to stop sending jobs overseas,” the somewhat loony Ross Perot presciently warned back in 1992. The third-party Presidential candidate was bashing the then-pending North American Free...
Bonnie Rotten
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Bonnie Rotten

The late Frank Sinatra, whose likeness porn star Bonnie Rotten has tattooed on her left leg, once famously said, “I’m for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle...
Larry And Woody
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Larry And Woody

Larry Flynt and Woody Harrelson respond to a text from compadre Willie Nelson, reminding him that he’s always on their...
The Trouble With Harry
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The Trouble With Harry

One summer three years ago, in the privacy of a VIP hotel suite in Las Vegas, Prince Harry got drunk and naked with fellow revelers. If a full-time Apache helicopter pilot with two tours in...
Hall of Shame
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Hall of Shame

Baseball’s single-season and career home run king has been eligible for the Hall of Fame since 2013, but the last three induction classes have decidedly not included one Barry Lamar Bonds. Instead, in 2013...
Marie Me!
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Marie Me!

HUSTLER: Do you watch your own scenes? ARIANA MARIE: Oh, yeah. I like watching myself. It’s more like I’m critiquing myself, but then at the same time I’m also getting off to it. Where should we eat?...
Politics

Mainstream Media Strikes It Rich

When the U.S. Supreme Court, in the now-infamous Citizens United case, ruled that corporations, associations and labor unions may spend as much as they’d like to influence...
Politics

Useless Spying

They are such liars! Since September 2001 the government’s secrecy spooks have insisted that their indiscriminate monitoring of our phone calls, emails, financial transactions and reading habits is necessary...
What Sort Of Man Reads HUSTLER?
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What Sort Of Man Reads HUSTLER?

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HUSTLER July 1984 Cover
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HUSTLER July 1984 Cover

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Some Still Call Him Pig
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Some Still Call Him Pig

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Our Founding Father
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Our Founding Father

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Alternate Covers & Covergirl Shots
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Alternate Covers & Covergirl Shots

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Classic Parodies
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Classic Parodies

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Butch & Peaches
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Butch & Peaches

“From the beginning, I have refused to compromise my editorial content for anyone, other than my readers,” Larry Flynt wrote in HUSTLER’s December ’75 Publisher’s Statement, explaining the...
Larry & Me
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Larry & Me

It was the HUSTLER Christmas party, 1977, mere weeks before our move to Los Angeles. Finally, after two years in Columbus fucking Ohio and months of planning, the entire operation would be moved to a city that...
Politics

What a Friggin’ Meese!

The 41st anniversary of HUSTLER as a controversial pornographic magazine is a fit occasion to evoke the memory of Edwin Meese III. As President Ronald Reagan’s attorney general, Meese failed...
A Star Is Born
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A Star Is Born

Alexis Texas   Little Caprice Aletta Ocean Madison Ivy Tasha Reign Kagney Linn Karter Nicole Aniston Tori Black Shyla Stylez Kayden Kross Sunny...