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My BIG Surprise

Join us as we share tales of titanic dongs and the fearless sex workers who tamed them.

We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: sex workers are beyond-human superheroes who can do mind-blowing things with their bodies. And while all sizes matter, one wonders what it must be like for one of these XXX sensations to be confronted with a member of massive proportions?

Well, wonder no more, pilgrim. Behold, four fair maidens who slayed monsters and lived to tell the tale. Hail the conquering heroes—champions who’ve successfully taken on girthy, gargantuan wangs!

Nothing but 100% pure Colombian heat for Spencer Bradley!

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“My pussy still gets soaking wet thinking about the hung, Colombian stud who took me to Vegas. It’s actually throbbing right now. Previously we had only gone down on each other, so our bodies were literally shaking with excitement by the time I finally let him slide inside of me. After waiting this long, he was bigger and harder than ever. It was almost intimidating, but I couldn’t resist my curiosity.

“I could barely wrap my hand around his girth as I led him into my dripping kitty. We moaned simultaneously; I remember feeling completely stretched out by just the tip. My brain floated away as he slowly worked the rest of himself inside of me.

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