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December 2024

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HUSTLER Classic: Stay Gold
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HUSTLER Classic: Stay Gold

As the old proverb says, all that glitters is not gold. A gleaming, pink pussy paired with a shiny, gilded dildo, however? That’s a combination that’s worth its weight in bullion. 

Case in point: the classic September ’04 pictorial “Nautica: Goldmember.” Lensed by photographer Matti Klatt, the photo-spread featured an exotic beauty who understood just how precious her snatch is.

“I’m not a gold digger,” the dark-haired vixen explained. “I just believe in the gold standard, especially when it’s between my legs.” 

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