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Whacking Off the Wine Flu

Can masturbation really cure a hangover after a night of overindulging? “I like drinking, but drinking doesn’t like me.” —Some poor bastard. Next to rolling around naked with someone who makes your pecker flutter like a coked-up butterfly, getting drunk is one of the greatest pleasures in life. It helps people find toleration amid the...

Her Sex Toys, Your Allies

Feel intimidated by your woman’s get-off gadgets? Calm down and wise up; they just might be the key to a better sex life for both of you. Take a peek inside the nightstand of any woman and don’t be surprised if you find a collection of sex toys. The American female’s bottom drawer has been...

Working the Kinks In

How to tell your woman that you want to unleash your inner sex freak. It’s nice to fall in love with someone special. To find a best friend that you can curl up on the couch and watch Seinfeld with, share your dreams with, and know in your heart that they’ll always be there to...