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Sex in the Stars?

Can astrology really help you find the ideal porking partner, or is it all just a stellar load of bullshit? Astrology—what a bunch of crap. To me, it’s a heaping load of jibber jabber that people use as an excuse for their shortcomings, to avoid taking responsibility for the clown-shoe behavior that turns their lives...

Camping Sex: It’s Fucking in Tents!

Fall is that time of year when people all across the United States who’ve been beaten down by the apocalyptic heat of the sweltering summer heat finally get some relief and settle into cooler climates. It’s hoodie weather, as it’s commonly referred to in the Midwest: a time for football, backyard bonfires and, for some...

Ripping-Good Sex

Do you worry about letting out the occasional fart when you’re getting busy? Allow us to clear the air and tell you why you shouldn’t. When two people get really locked into some good lovin’, there is sometimes a buildup bubbling in the bedroom that comes on unexpectedly, and it is a force that cannot...