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In Praise of Missionary

Man-on-top sex is often dismissed as a dull, vanilla-sex antiquity, but don’t believe it—the missionary position is a fucking classic! Here’s how to get the biggest bang from it. Perhaps it is my Southern upbringing, but it always felt rude to bang a girl doggy-style on the first date. When it happens, though, I can’t...

No Fucking Regrets

It’s a common dilemma; the older we get, the more we fret about the sex that we never had. Here’s our guide to avoiding a case of erotic FOMO. People often settle down too early in life, only to find themselves 20 years later disgusted, miserable and chock full of regret. Humans can get brainwashed...

Interstellar Intercourse: Sex on Mars Won’t Be Easy

As scientists explore the possibility of creating human colonies on the Red Planet, we look at the many challenges of boning on the fourth rock from the sun. One day, the aliens are going to show up on Earth and find nothing but a burned-up sign on the White House lawn that reads, “We fucked...