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The Sounds of Screwing

Whether it’s moans, dirty talk, heavy breathing or something else, most of us enjoy a little mouth music while doing the deed. HUSTLERMagazine.com explores the scientific connection between our ears and our junk. It’s no wonder that we love sex so much—there’s something there for all of our senses. Sight? Touch? Taste? Clearly. The olfactory...

Can’t Get Enough of That Hairy Muff

Will ’70s-style bush ever make a comeback? We go deep into the weeds in search of answers. The word from the gutters is that ’70s-style bush could be making a comeback. Yes! More women these days are rumored to be ditching the razor. They are opting instead to walk around with a full-blown muff between...

One-Night Stands: The Disaster Stories

Sure, hooking up with a stranger for a night of casual groin-grinding sounds like a great idea—until you wake up in the morning with a head full of regret. Read on for some toe-curling cautionary tales. Anyone with a peter or pussy will undoubtedly have a few humiliating stories about disastrous one-night stands. Oh, sure,...