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Urine for a Good Time

Diving into the splashy sensation of pee play. In the throes of belly-slapping passion, there is nothing that gets the old juices flowing quite like those three magic words: “Pee on me.” It’s called urophilia—pleasure derived from either getting pissed on or pissing all over someone else—and let’s just say it is a water sport...

Mental Load-Blocks

Thinking about baseball to keep from coming too soon is so passé; read on for some truly out-there images that guys put in their heads to boost their endurance in the sack. It has been said that baseball is all the average man needs to think about to keep from blowing his load too soon....

Alien Sex Fiends

As evidence of life on other planets increases, plenty of Earthlings are declaring their eagerness to get down and dirty with a space creature. We explore the out-of-this-world possibilities. The aliens are coming—Splat! While UFOs used to only appear in the tabloids with shocking headlines like “I’m Having an Alien Love Child” and “I Was...