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Sex After Surgery? Not So Fast…

Of all the pain that one might experience after an invasive medical procedure, the no-nookie rule might be the unkindest cut of all. DISCLAIMER: The ideas expressed in this article are for informational and entertainment purposes only, and do not constitute medical advice of any kind.  Some couples like playing doctor in the bedroom—paging Dr. Dick...

Porking Paybacks

Exploring the pros and (many) cons of revenge sex. “If you wrong us, shall we not revenge?” – William Shakespeare No matter how demure or conservative a woman might be, all bets are off if she is wronged in a relationship. She could be a rosary-toting, prayer-spewing, church-going lady of the lord, but the second...

A Kink for Stink

Clearing the air about fart fetishism. Perhaps the lewdest of the many foul-mouthed, immature utterances to come spewing from my teenage lips once upon a 1990 was a decree in the company of friends that I’d suck a fart out of a woman’s asshole. I used it as a phrase of endearment, one that meant...