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By the Hair on Your Chinny-Chin-Chin

Is sporting a beard a drawback or an enhancer when it comes to going down on your lady? We dive into the bristly debate. If sex was politics, there would no doubt be a sharp partisan divide between the masses over the issue of body hair. We’d have the Democoiffs out there preaching liberal policies...

O Brother, How Could Thou?

Exploring the sticky situations that can emerge when siblings hook up with the same person. If there is one thing that the late Jerry Springer taught America, it’s that romance is often not as picture-perfect as it is portrayed in the movies. If anything, it’s more like a cut-rate circus smack-dab in the middle of...

Hand-to-Mouth Humping

Considering the ridiculously high food prices these days, more people are searching for sexier ways to satisfy their ravenous appetites. Yep, it might cost a small fortune for a bucket of chicken and some biscuits, but eating out in a sexual sense is still free for most muff-diving mofos across the good ol’ US of...