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October 2022

Kenzie Anne
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Get Laid, Not Screwed

We let Sin City’s pros drag us upstairs by our wallets and tell us what to do, what not to do and how much it costs. Do not gamble on that sweet piece of Vegas vag without this quick and dirty cheat sheet in your pocket. Certain purchases shouldn’t be made on impulse. A house....

From Science Geek to Bondage Freak

Casey Calvert has always been a bad girl. Now she’s finally being punished—and she couldn’t be happier.  If you’re ever fortunate enough to be on a date with the lovely Casey Calvert, be forewarned: The lady is not a particularly good kisser. Although she’s tried smooching many times over the years, she’s never been aroused...

Catching Fire

Let’s start with the word dire. As in “I’m in dire need of a blowjob” or “We’re in dire need of a beer run.” Here’s one that matters: “The whole planet is in dire trouble.” According to virtually every climate scientist who doesn’t have his head up his ass and refutes the notion that Adam...