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Bonnie Rotten

The late Frank Sinatra, whose likeness porn star Bonnie Rotten has tattooed on her left leg, once famously said, “I’m for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniel’s.” Frank Sinatra is Bonnie’s hero, and as I spend the afternoon with her, I understand why. Sinatra...

Strip Club Tips

On the night of May 9th, 2013, in a tourist district of Mexico City known for roving mariachi and seedy strip joints, Malcolm Shabazz, the grandson of legendary civil rights activist Malcolm X, was beaten to death in the street by two waiters in a dispute over a $1,200 bar tab. Malcolm and a buddy...

Chanel Preston’s Stroke of Genius

Strange but true: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and XXX superstar Chanel Preston have a lot in common. I’m not talking about a shared affinity for double anal penetration. History doesn’t reveal if the legendary composer was a sexual virtuoso like the luscious Ms. Preston, but it does present us with some other surprising similarities. Both Mozart...