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Aural Sex

Six of the world’s hottest fuckdolls reveal what they like in their ears when all their other holes are being stuffed. Heard of dubstep? It’s a percussive genre of electronic dance music originated by the garage bands of South London in the ’90s. According to one XXX star, it’s the “most fun music to fuck...

Men & Machines

Talk about getting dirty. When she’s not handling a hard man-tool on camera, she slings the solid metal kind at a garage in the San Fernando Valley. We hang with the badass vixxxen just days before we hook her up with MMA bad boy War Machine. When I first lay eyes on Christy Mack, she...

A Day in the Life of Dylan Ryder

I’m watching two women beat the living shit out of each other, and it ain’t no dainty hair-pulling catfight either. It’s a “Future Stars of MMA” bout that’s so violent, someone might end up in the hospital. The mean-and-wiry adversaries—a blonde with a GI Jane haircut and a shorter brunette, both of whom know how...